Nash Recycles Shoes and Old Television Shows

If that whole basketball thing doesn’t work out for Steve Nash, at least he has something to fall back on:

SPORTS BIZ reports that Nash’s production company, Meathawk, produced the above clip, a take on the old TV show “The Six Million Dollar Man.”

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Soccer GM Claims No Gays In Italian Pro League

Gianni Wilson of GOAL.com reports this week that a former longtime general manager of the storied Italian Juventus franchise, Luciano Moggi, said of gays playing professional soccer: “I know the football world and its insides. You cannot live within it as a gay. A homosexual cannot be a footballer.”

(Banned Italian soccer GM Luciano Moggi’s next […]

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ESPN Listens To Listeners: Van Pelt Gets Show

We don’t watch a lot of daytime TV on weekdays, mainly because there’s very little sports programming of note. Actually, there’s none. So we’ve turned to sports radio over the years to get us through our posting day.

Every day we usually check in on Jim Rome, just to make sure we’ve got our sports blind […]

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Dear Mr. Alexander: Yes, This Really IS Goodbye

In a quick turn of events, Seahawk fans will now be forced to find something new to complain about. Current whipping boy, Shaun Alexander, was released today.

(I can still keep my wife, right?)
That’s right, just 2 years after winning league MVP and leading Seattle to the Super Bowl, Alexander finds himself looking for a […]

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Former NYK Guards Make Up Walsh’s Short List?

The last we heard, Mark Jackson had expressed some interest in the recently opened Knicks head coaching job. And though he may be the top candidate, new Knicks president Donnie Walsh is saying that he’s got some other guys in mind as well.

(I’ve made a huge mistake.)
Through the use of the world wide web, […]

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Female Streaker At Phillies Game Gets Rockies Off

Last night’s Phillies-Rockies game featured a female streaker, who sadly only felt the need to remove her shirt (or was it a jacket?) as she pranced past security.

The appearance proved two things: Phillies management might consider limiting their highly-trained, well-compensated Citizens Bank Park security detail to less than six hot dogs per nine innings.*
And […]

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Smoltz Gets 3000th Strikeout and a Text Message

Though the joy in Atlanta is surely tempered by the loss, all of the boys and girls on Peachtree rejoiced as Felipe Lopez struck out, making John Smoltz the 16th pitcher to record 3000 strikeouts in a career.

In the bottom of the third, Smoltz utilized his signature split-finger fastball to retire Lopez. Lopez was […]

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B-Ball Genius Shows Off Million-Dollar Bank Shots

CARPE CRUSTULUM bounces over video of a juggling juggernaut by the name of Tim Nolan. While he’s got great expertise in handling little rubber balls (go ahead, get your little juvenile jokes out of the way), it’s the numerous ways he can score nothing but net that’s really impressive:

We expect the Mavericks, Raptors, Rockets, Suns […]

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Erin Andrews Faces Up To What She Finds Sexy

It’s a safe bet to say that Erin Andrews is the object of affection for many a sports fan. Heck, even USA TODAY’s Michael Hiestand christened her “TV sports’ first It Girl“. But how do you win the heart of such a famous sideline sweetheart?

Make a giant-size cutout of her smiling face? That’s seems a […]

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Jared Allen To Vikings; Herschel Trade Part Deux?

Jared Allen is copping out of Kansas City and making Minnesota his new home, as Jay Glazer of FOX SPORTS reports that the defensive end has signed with the Vikings.

(“Which way to the Metrodome?”)
The Pro Bowler agreed to a 6-year deal worth about $74 million, making him the highest paid defensive player in NFL history […]

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