As the New York Yankees pay a visit to the Chicago White Sox this week, Ozzie Guillen was asked if he could ever see himself working in pinstripes under the iron fist of Hank Steinbrenner.

Mark Gonzales of the CHICAGO TRIBUNE posed the possibility to the outspoken manager of ever having to answer to the […]

Dear Brooks,
Please send me $25,000 from the petty cash fund. I have found a new promotional opportunity that we must immediately pursue. Dick Vitale has arranged a fundraising auction for cancer research that includes the chance to play a round of golf with Bob Knight. When we win this auction, I will […]

If you’re an Alabama student who can’t wait to roll with the Crimson Tide at Bryant-Denny Stadium next season, better take a number.

The university’s CRIMSON WHITE newspaper (via EDSBS) reports that only 16% of the stadium’s seats are allotted to the Tuscaloosa enrollment, the 3rd smallest allotment in the football-fanatical SEC.
But school officials argue that […]

WITH LEATHER has it’s mind in the gutter, as they roll along some amusing images of what’s sure to be America’s next favorite sport: Bikini Bowling!

These lovely ladies were apparently at the alley as part of some promo stunt for Howard Stern. What exactly for, who really cares? Hard to believe that bowling could be […]

• Jason Taylor is still alive on “Dancing With The Stars” - and he’s using ESPN THE MAGAZINE to tell you how he’s doing.

(Taylor likes what he sees in dance partner Edyta Sliwinska)
• What to do when your team’s not in the NBA playoffs? Well, COLLEGE ON THE RECORD catches Greg Oden partyting down at […]

GASLAMP BALL has notified Padres fans across this fine land that Kendra Wilkinson, who we understand is some kind of actress or model for periodicals, will throw out the first pitch for the San Diego National League franchise some time this year. Season ticket sales should rise just like Marisa Miller into Ryan Dempster’s […]

We stole away Tuesday from our responsibilities as working adults to take in a game at Wrigley Field for the first time this season. As proof that we were away from our desk for a few hours, we have submitted receipts for sunscreen purchases and this photo of the celebration after Ronny Cedeño’s grand […]

Thanks to blogs like this one, the practice of overrating semi-attractive women because they report on sports is now in full bloom (one exception). Especially culpable in this endeavor are Red Sox fans.

(One of few Fenway bombshells Manny won’t be responsible for)
In the wake of the departures of Tina Cervasio and Hazel Mae, the latest […]

After years of wrangling with local preservation groups and other distracting matters, the city of Detroit has awarded a demolition contract for the final knee-whacking of Tiger Stadium. The city will pay nothing for the service; selling off the scrap from the neglected ol’ girl will raise over a million dollars for the firm […]