• Erin Andrews will be lending her talents to the National Spelling Bee.

As if the young male competitors weren’t nervous enough already.
• When it comes to celebrity couples chowing down, Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson really take the cake.
• The Milwaukee Brewers take a back seat to no one - especially an airline passenger seat.
• […]

New York’s Major League Baseball clubs are trying to adhere to a healthier lifestyle. The Yankees have junked the junk food from the clubhouse. And the Mets want to make Shea Stadium’s final season a smoke-free one.

(“PUT OUT THAT LIGHT!”)
Such news is a surprise to Atlanta manager Bobby Cox, as his Braves will be visiting […]

If Chad Johnson doesn’t want to play for Cincinnati, then the Bengals are making sure he won’t play for anyone else.

ESPN’s Chris Mortensen reports that the team turned down a trade offer from the Washington Redskins for the disgruntled receiver. In exchange for Johnson, the ‘Skins were willing to give Cincy their first-round pick for […]

(Roger Goodell voice now activated)
With the first pick of the 2008 National Football League Draft, the Miami Dolphins select Jake Long, offensive lineman, University of Michigan.
(Roger Goodell voice now deactivated)

(Jake (R) already has his South Beach party clothes all picked out)
The MIAMI HERALD reports that the Dolphins have signed Jake to a long contract on […]

• AWFUL ANNOUNCING shows Marv Albert doing the Soulja Boy - sort of.

• Michael David Smith of AOL FANHOUSE learns that TheDirty.com has caught another NFL player in another potentially embarrassing situation - this time it’s Terrell Owens lurking around the “Bang Bus“.
• Not happy with the “DUI” chants aimed at Carmelo Anthony, FIRE GEORGE […]