The Livest Blog: Dallas at New Orleans - Game 1

The Skinny on the Hornets:  They used to be in Charlotte, then they moved to New Orleans.  New Orleans got decimated by that one storm, so then they had to hang out in Oklahoma City for a while (paving the way for the Sonics move).  Somewhere along the line they got really good at basketball […]

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Cavs, Spurs Victorious in Battle! Now We Dance!

Oh, what a day of games, friends! That LeBron James is truly a marvelous athlete! What truly wondrous dunk shots that young knave can make! Quite the start to the National Basketball Association 2008 Playoffs!

(I dance when I’m happy.)
Behind Sir James’ 32 basket points, the Cavaliers of Cleveland toppled those Washingtonian Wizards. […]

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Oklahoma City Columnist to Seattle Fans: “FAIL”

Hey Seattle, it’s us, Oklahoma City. We’re getting your team and we couldn’t be happier. Maybe if you guys weren’t such sissy liberals, you’d have been able to keep your precious, precious Sonics.

(typical Seattle fan)
Nah, probably not. You’re all too busy drinking coffee and wearing flannel. Why don’t you go chase […]

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Golfing with Bunnies, Now with 400% More Idiot

Let’s imagine you’re a portly guy.  Let’s further imagine that you’re the kind of guy who loves bright pink polo shirts paired with cheap fedoras.  And let’s even further imagine that there are four of you.  Given that scenario, what do you spend $50,000 on?

Golf with PLAYBOY Bunnies, duh!  Not something silly like a personal […]

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Blogwarts: Allen Iverson And The Shoes Of Zune

• Reebok is releasing a special edition of Allen Iverson shoes that come with a Microsoft Zune:

I’m left wondering if A.I. has ever heard of Nike or the iPod.
• Anti-Olympic graffiti has started showing up around Beijing.

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Donaghy’s Friend Snitches, Yet to Receive Stitches

Remember Tim Donaghy? Of course you do, he’s the creep who admitted to fixing and betting on NBA games. C’mon, you know who he is. This chump:

(Donaghy prepares for prison)
With all the Sonics moving, playoff starting, and award awarding going on, this newest news might have slipped through the cracks. […]

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Brian Urlacher Wants Money, Love, and New Neck

What is it with Chicago Bears linebackers?  I thought they were supposed to be tough guys.  But based on Brian Urlacher’s latest antics, that’s quite the fallacy.

First, Urlacher used a sore back and neck as an excuse for his subpar performance last year.  Then, he complained that he wasn’t getting paid enough.  Then, he demanded more money.  […]

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A World Without Bob Ley? Please, Don’t Tease Us

Imagine a world with no ESPN. No Steven A. Smith (who has been yelling at me ALL MORNING). No Chris Berman. No Colin Cowherd. Quiet, isn’t it?

Well, leave it to ESPN to take all the fun out of their death. Jerks.

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Hear Ye, Hear Ye! The NBA Playoffs Start Today!

Finally, sirs and madams, the NBA playoffs are upon us. HUZZAH! It is with much anticipation, anxiety, and satisfaction that the first round of this most excellent tournament approaches.

As your friendly minstrel, it is both my duty and my pleasure to present to you the first 4 of the vaunted “40 games in 40 nights.” […]

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Beckham’s Mistress is Talking and His Son is Mad

Way back when David Beckham actually played good soccer for an elite team in an elite league, he allegedly cheated on his kinda hot, kinda creepy wife Victoria.  Now his supposed mistress is getting ready to talk.

Rebecca Loos, Beckham’s former assistant, will appear on UK television show GENERATION SEX to discuss a myriad of topics.  A source […]

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