The Skinny on the Hornets:  They used to be in Charlotte, then they moved to New Orleans.  New Orleans got decimated by that one storm, so then they had to hang out in Oklahoma City for a while (paving the way for the Sonics move).  Somewhere along the line they got really good at basketball […]

Oh, what a day of games, friends! That LeBron James is truly a marvelous athlete! What truly wondrous dunk shots that young knave can make! Quite the start to the National Basketball Association 2008 Playoffs!

(I dance when I’m happy.)
Behind Sir James’ 32 basket points, the Cavaliers of Cleveland toppled those Washingtonian Wizards. […]

Hey Seattle, it’s us, Oklahoma City. We’re getting your team and we couldn’t be happier. Maybe if you guys weren’t such sissy liberals, you’d have been able to keep your precious, precious Sonics.

(typical Seattle fan)
Nah, probably not. You’re all too busy drinking coffee and wearing flannel. Why don’t you go chase […]

Let’s imagine you’re a portly guy.  Let’s further imagine that you’re the kind of guy who loves bright pink polo shirts paired with cheap fedoras.  And let’s even further imagine that there are four of you.  Given that scenario, what do you spend $50,000 on?

Golf with PLAYBOY Bunnies, duh!  Not something silly like a personal […]

• Reebok is releasing a special edition of Allen Iverson shoes that come with a Microsoft Zune:

I’m left wondering if A.I. has ever heard of Nike or the iPod.
• Anti-Olympic graffiti has started showing up around Beijing.