The Minnesota Timberwolves know you have a problem. You used to like the NBA when there was a franchise in Minneapolis, but you haven’t seen an NBA team in action since the Lakers left. Sure, you wanted to enjoy a Timberwolves game, but you also don’t want to pay NBA prices for D-League […]

Greg Wyshynski, an NHL blogger for YAHOO SPORTS finds an old video of Slava Kozlov walking into Scott Stevens’ best fastball:

The video proves that two things will never change as long as we watch hockey on TV.

Rush & Molloy of the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS report that a Friday ESPN podcast appearance by Barry Obama with Bill Simmons has been spiked by the Bristol suits.

(Maybe it was Barry’s Bling Bling?)
R & M also report that an earlier scheduled visit between Barry and Stu Scott was also scuttled.
With Obama’s “white” hoops background, […]

The tragic death of a 36-year-old man at Shea Stadium last night is no laughing matter. But the way the family and police are presenting conflicting details of his demise made us chuckle.

NEWSDAY reports that police sources are indicating that the man was “surfing down the railing . . . Witnesses said he had jumped […]

CBS 4 in Denver digs up the police documents on the details of Carmelo Anthony’s DUI arrest, and it isn’t pretty.

According to the report, when Anthony was pulled over he, “had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath, blood shot watery eyes, speech was mumbling slurred.“
At times police described the 23-year-old NBA […]

What do you do when you make a terrible mistake (like, say, a DUI) and word gets out that your ridiculously gifted VJ fiancée (one LaLa Vazquez) may not be thrilled with you at the moment? If you’re Carmelo Anthony and have a great PR firm on retainer, you find the right home for […]

A world-class golfer undergoes surgery to fix previously unreported damage that might explain recent failures. The rehab should take little time, allowing the golfer to return to previous form as soon as possible.

(Highlighted: Supposed Caesarean Area)
No, not Tiger Woods, silly: John Daly had surgery last weekend to repair a stomach muscle torn during […]

Well, the Rick Neuheisel era is off to a flying start. Under the leadership of the former Bruins QB-turned-Bruins coach, UCLA football players have risen together in a demonstration of team unity - and ditched practice.

(“Nope, haven’t found the team yet. Maybe they’re up these steps.”)
GUTTY LITTLE BRUINS passes along news that the entire Bruins […]

As Michael Vick lounges around in Leavenworth - maybe or maybe not playing football - one local minor league team would like to welcome him to the neighborhood.

THE KANSAS CITIAN pitches along news that the Kansas City T-Bones of the Northern League will be honoring the area’s newest incarcerated resident on Wednesday, May 28.

It’s not like Tiger Woods to be cursing on the course and not winning The Masters. But we may now know why the golfer-formerly-known-as-Eldrick has been in such a funk:
Bad knees.

(The 7-iron doubles great as a walking cane)
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS reports that Woods had arthroscopic surgery on his left knee to repair cartilage damage. He […]