Can’t wait for the day when the daughters of SEC coaches sing about us.
• Here’s all you wanted to know about Carmelo Anthony’s “Extreme” DUI.

At least his gal is enthusiastically standing by him.
• Sure looks like ESPN president George Bodenheimer wants to bar Barack Obama from his network.
• Golfers go under the knife: Tiger […]

Here’s hoping the Pittsburgh Penguins, already up 3-0 in the series, are able to finish off the Ottawa Senators tonight in NHL playoff action.

Nothing against Daniel Alfredsson & pals personally, but if the Sens continue to present opening introductions like this one, the sooner their season ends, the better:
(Video after the jump.)

Your tax dollars at work: PRO WRESTLING TORCH slams down news that U.S. Representative Sue Myrick (R-NC) spent time on the congressional floor Tuesday to read a statement honoring the recently retired Ric Flair:

Of course, it wouldn’t be a Ric Flair speech without the “WOOO!”, which Myrick happily supplies at the end of her pontification […]

The Seattle Supersonics mess is already pretty, well, messy. Howard Schultz sells team, Clay Bennett tries to take them to Oklahoma City but tells David Stern that he didn’t, Schultz gets mad. Like I said, messy. But Sonics fans are hoping to make it even messier.

Tyler Kumakura of SONICS CENTRAL is rallying […]

Drinking & driving once again races to the forefront, but this time, it’s about Dale Earnhardt Jr. and his brand-new bar in Charlotte.

The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports there was a VIP grand opening earlier this week for Dale Jr.’s latest business venture, Whisky River. (Guess our invite got lost in the mail.) The bar is located […]

DEADSPIN by way of DRUNK ATHLETE catches a glimpse of Golden State Warrior Stephen Jackson living the “Glug Life”:

Jackson’s beverage of choice appears to be Belvedere vodka - the favorite spirit of another sloshed sports personality:

A liquor producer couldn’t ask for more ringing endorsements.

• THE LONDON SUN catches David Beckham checking out the great view from his courtside Lakers seats.

• THE BLOWTORCH burns through the NBA rosters to find the worst player on each playoff team. Today’s lucky winner - Joey Graham of the Toronto Raptors.
• THE SPORTING BLOG jiggles their joystick, as Madden 09 will let gamers […]

EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY has the find of the week (at least until the next Pacman strip club sighting), a video featuring the daughter of Ole Miss football coach Houston Nutt.
Haven Nutt apparently likes Zac Efron, but we’ll let her tell you all about it.

Before the season:
“Brian Wilson, we’re thrilled to have you back as the closer for the San Francisco Giants this season after your September promotion to the position. We know that there was a bit of roughness back then, but we’re pleased to have you here… mostly because you already knew how to get […]

Maybe we’re alone in having noticed that Maria Sharapova has seemingly gone from a prancing, nubile teenie to a lumpen-legged, somewhat mannish-looking adult.

We know that women don’t always age gracefully. Let’s just hope and pray she doesn’t end up like Billie Jean King - who is rumored to be making a three month run at […]