Can’t wait for the day when the daughters of SEC coaches sing about us.
• Here’s all you wanted to know about Carmelo Anthony’s “Extreme” DUI.

At least his gal is enthusiastically standing by him.
• Sure looks like ESPN president George Bodenheimer wants to bar Barack Obama from his network.
• Golfers go under the knife: Tiger […]

Here’s hoping the Pittsburgh Penguins, already up 3-0 in the series, are able to finish off the Ottawa Senators tonight in NHL playoff action.

Nothing against Daniel Alfredsson & pals personally, but if the Sens continue to present opening introductions like this one, the sooner their season ends, the better:
(Video after the jump.)

Your tax dollars at work: PRO WRESTLING TORCH slams down news that U.S. Representative Sue Myrick (R-NC) spent time on the congressional floor Tuesday to read a statement honoring the recently retired Ric Flair:

Of course, it wouldn’t be a Ric Flair speech without the “WOOO!”, which Myrick happily supplies at the end of her pontification […]

The Seattle Supersonics mess is already pretty, well, messy. Howard Schultz sells team, Clay Bennett tries to take them to Oklahoma City but tells David Stern that he didn’t, Schultz gets mad. Like I said, messy. But Sonics fans are hoping to make it even messier.

Tyler Kumakura of SONICS CENTRAL is rallying […]

Drinking & driving once again races to the forefront, but this time, it’s about Dale Earnhardt Jr. and his brand-new bar in Charlotte.

The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports there was a VIP grand opening earlier this week for Dale Jr.’s latest business venture, Whisky River. (Guess our invite got lost in the mail.) The bar is located […]