As Tax Day approaches, the entire AL East has clumped up tighter than Trevor Immelman’s cheeks as the Masters closed Sunday. (Good Lord; I thought he would explode or collapse or spontaneously combust as he walked up 18.) The Red Sox and Yankees share identical records as tonight’s tilt kicks off.

(Where’s the rest […]

While Tiger Woods & crew were leisurely walking around Augusta (shouting obscenities along the way), there was much more movement across the pond on Sunday, as the London Marathon raced around town. (”Look, kids! Big Ben! Parliament!“)

(TK-421 racing back to his Death Star post)
While congrats are in order for Martin Lel winning the race for […]

Being a Memphis Grizzlies fan can not only be depressing, but dangerous.

WPTY-TV reports that a group of Grizzlies faithful fell from the stands at FedEx Forum Saturday night when a railing gave way.
About an hour before tip-off against the Minnesota Timberwolves, players were leaving the court after the pre-game shootaround. Team officials say the fans […]

REEL MOVIE NEWS shares some interesting info about Gisele Bundchen’s burgeoning film career. Apparently, the gal pal of Pats QB Tom Brady is on the verge of landing what’s sure to be her breakout role - as the female lead of the next “Austin Powers” movie.

Reportedly, (the) Brazilian beauty already has been given the script; […]

A quarterback for Murray State University could be facing jail time for trying to intercept a policeman’s ticket book.

UPPER CUMBERLAND DAILY NEWS reports that sophomore QB Jeff Ehrhardt has been charged with robbery after allegedly bumping a campus cop from behind and stealing the book.
Although he wasn’t physically arrested, Ehrhardt was given a citation […]

• The AOL FAN HAUS has a novel idea: let’s have coverage of the 8 a.m. patron stampede at Augusta.
• DEADSPIN has your Manchester vs. Arsenal live blog love.

• Timberwolves fans are not happy that their team keeps winning. TNABACG explains.

The overwhelming sentiment from baseball’s offseason was that the Tigers made a formidable team practically invincible by adding Dontrelle Willis and Miguel Cabrera in a trade with the fire sale-minded Marlins.

And yes, I know it’s only 11 games into the season. But, um, the Tigers are 2-9, almost got no-hit yesterday and put Willis on […]

The curse is over! Workers spent five hours jackhammering concrete at the new Yankee Stadium to remove the David Ortiz jersey buried there last week by Gino Castignoli (dramatic re-enactment starring Pedro Martinez and Don Zimmer below).

As one might expect, the NY POST was all over it, breaking the news of the recovery earlier today:

Not satisfied that she has sullied the sports world or fueled the imaginations of males aged 13-85 enough, Anna Kournikova today is a triathlete. Sort of.

Well, maybe she’s not quite entirely a triathlete. This if for charity, so I’ll go easy, but it sounds like she only did the running part (four miles). At least […]

I’m a little surprised this isn’t getting more play today, but it appears GOLFWEEK.COM is the only other publication on the Googles that heard what I heard yesterday on hole 15 of the Masters: Tiger Woods shouting “dumbass!” at himself after an errant tee shot.

Sorry, but I just think it’s pretty funny when the best […]