CELEBRIDIOT has a pic from tennis player Alona Bondarenko’s new ad campaign for K-Swiss:

Like you, we’ve never heard of her, and we wonder why K-Swiss would sign her to an endorsement deal. Makes almost as much sense as paying Anna Kournikova hundreds of thousands of dollars to endorse anything now. She, by the way, was […]

Tony Parker was recently cruelly accused of treachery in matters of love. A Web site to be named later claimed Parker met a “model” named Alexandra Paressant at his wedding to Eva Longoria and later arranged an elaborate affair with her. Of course, anyone that’s seen Parker’s assist-to-TO ratio knows he can’t run […]

A.J. Pierzynski, noted ass-about-town, currently leads the majors with a .500 batting average for the Chicago White Sox. Could it be an incredibly small sample size? Could it be luck? Might he have dropped a few hits in that would normally be outs?

Why, of course not! The CHICAGO SUN-TIMES stops jousting […]

In yet another unsettling omen for media and other participants in the Beijing Olympics, 3,000 Paris police could not defend the Olympic torch from 500 protesters decrying human rights violations against Tibet. The relay could not even start on time, as the torch has been snuffed and smuggled onto a bus twice for its […]

As Brooks enjoys the sights & sounds of San Antonio (Hubert Davis! Wimp Sanderson!), the sisters were doin’ it for themselves down in Tampa Bay on Sunday, as the women’s NCAA basketball championship is now set.

Tennessee escaped against LSU with a last-second shot, while Stanford stymied Connecticut to advance to the title game. And […]

Now that baseball season has gotten underway, what’s a team-less Barry Bonds to do, as he waits to be called up for his court date? Well, why not take in a basketball game and shake hands with Kobe Bryant?

(“Oh God, he’s waving at me. Don’t turn around … don’t turn around …“)
Courtesy the dudes at […]

The NEW YORK POST’s PAGE SIX munches on news that the Knicks will be offering free food at their last home game of the season.

(Free Food Night at MSG on April 14 - B.Y.O. Can Opener)
Seems like a great idea to get spectators into Madison Square Garden, since the on-court action isn’t helping. However, the […]

In the continuing (we hope) tradition of female British athletes proud of their skills in sport & sex appeal - such as soccer sweetie Natasha Hughes - cyclist Victoria Pendleton is glad to show off her glamorous side.

THE DAILY MAIL catches up with the Beijing-bound biker, who has her eyes set on some Olympic gold. […]

Yes, we’re still holed up in San Antonio, waiting for the Memphis-KU final tonight. We just finished a piece for FOXSports.com called “Your unofficial guide to San Antonio.” Oddly enough, the post doesn’t include these young, lovely locals:

But there is a cool photo gallery for the piece, which includes the Memphis Tigers escaping to San […]

Arthur Blank has been keeping in touch with Michael Vick. And the Falcons owner tells the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS that his former meal ticket has found a hobby while harbored in the hoosegow - playing football.

Vick’s currently serving a 23-month sentence after pleading guilty to dogfighting charges. But Blank says his prison pen pal […]