President Bush will stand on the White House lawn Monday with the young man that has allegedly discovered “Osama”. However, if LSU Sports Information Director Michael Bonnette has his way, the President will never know and these two ships will pass in the night, never knowing that Bush could have closed his presidency on […]

The NEW YORK POST reports that two Major League Baseball investigators met with Jose Canseco during a reading Wednesday of his new stirring bildungsroman “Vindicated” at the Barnes and Noble in midtown Manhattan, which was just coincidentally a few blocks down from their office.

“A baseball source said yesterday they wanted to open a line of […]

The scourge of the Ernie Banks statue’s missing punctuation, like other tragedies, has led to a review of the state of sports statues across America to ensure the shame and pain of misused or abandoned punctuation will never befall our sports heroes again.

As part of that national volunteer effort (no doubt sponsored in part by […]

Dallas Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips, the quiet servile fat guy carrying out Double J, Jerry Jones’ bidding, pulled a fast one on NFL NETWORK’s Adam Schefter regarding the team’s attempts to acquire troubled corner Adam “Pacman” Jones.

“Cowboys coach Wade Phillips walked over to this reporter in the hotel on Tuesday night to inform him […]

The LOS ANGELES TIMES exploded a dirty bomb of conjecture with the report that Brett Favre maybe coulda might be thinking about weighing a comeback after retiring from the NFL for all of a full month. Missing all that playing time must have been rough on the Gunslinger.

Favre’s agent has already tried to nip this […]

Late Thursday night we arrived in San Antonio for what we’re absolutely positive will be the greatest weekend of our lives - so long as we spot Bob Huggins at the bar at Tony Roma’s today ’round 2pm.

(San Antonio: A sight for bloodshot sore eyes!)
We’ll be blogging our hearts out for you over the […]

One Cleveland Browns player wanted to prove that the Cincinnati Bengals wasn’t the only NFL franchise in Ohio to feature felons on their roster.

BROWNS GAB via KRIV-TV in Houston reports that cornerback Kenny Wright was arrested Thursday after trying to run away from the police.

It’s great to see the Kansas City Royals start the season on a hot streak. And now the KC ladies can hang some of that hotness on their home walls.

Sam Mellinger of the KC STAR’s BALL STAR blog comes across a calendar featuring the buff boys of your 2008 Royals. But don’t get too […]

At what cost was it for the University of San Francisco to hire Eddie Sutton & help the long-time college coach his 800th career victory? If Jessie Evans has his way, it’ll be a whole lot.

The SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE reports that the previous USF coach before Eddie’s arrival is suing the school for firing him, […]

• GUTTY LITTLE BRUINS gets a little animated in presenting the Final Four coaches in South Park form.

We guess that’s John Calipari on the left, and what he’ll turn into after UCLA beats Memphis with a last-second behind-the-backboard non-called charge.
• YOU BEEN BLINDED feels Pampered by watching Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith compete in a […]