Six Maasai warriors from northern Tanzania will take part in the London Marathon on April 13th to raise awareness and funds for water-gathering materials for their village. (You can donate at that link.) To assist with the culture shock upon arrival in brassy London, Greenforce (a British charity based partially in Tanzania) has […]

Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart sure has learned a lot of lessons. Don’t assume a senior season means another BCS championship. Don’t impregnate your college sweetheart. Don’t think being a top-five draft pick is easy. Don’t assume you’re going to start just because the alternative is Kurt Warner. And don’t show up in drunken photos […]

Thank god for the investigative journalism skills of Dan Gross of the PHILADELPHIA DAILY NEWS. Yesterday, the NEW YORK POST reported on an anonymous Philly 76er who balloon-implanted sex worker Mary Carey “wrapped her legs around and made out with in front of clubgoers.”

It’s kinda embarrassing for said player, since Gross also reports that he […]

The PORTLAND OREGONIAN continues to follow up on the ugly scene that recently played out in Cabo, Mexico between a Michigan man and two Portland State basketball players.

Kyle Meagher of Lansing claims he was savagely beaten by PSU players Scott Morrison and Jeremiah Dominguez after he prevented them VIP access to a party.
However, the Oregonian […]

Britain’s SPORTS MAGAZINE has an update on the motocross career of someone named Sophia Paull. Apparently Ms. Paull, in addition to being a nudie model, was a prominent rider in England who moved to Spain to train for the Women’s Motocross World Championship.

Though not quite big enough yet, it seems, for her to make […]

CHOSEN APPLES reports that soccer player David Beckham, fresh off his 100th cap for Team England, was rewarded with a gold iPod.

(How’s it possible that my iPod have more gigs than his?)
The shiny portable music device is reported to be worth almost $1,200, about twice as much as the garden variety iPod, and $300 […]

Can we get a straight diagnosis on Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano? MLB.COM says his potassium level is low, while the SUN-TIMES says it’s more than that. It’s all that damn Red Bull. Hey, at least it’s not a twisted testicle. (Yet.)

(”C’mon, dude, gimme a sip of your Mountain Dew!” “No way man, you owe […]

In case you missed the bizarro interview with Chad Johnson on ESPN SportsCenter last night, here you go:

During his phoner with anchor Brian Kenny, Johnson puts on his usual contrarion, crybaby act. His interviews are always the same, they never change - except for the end of this one.

Last year we reported that Larry Fitzgerald was slapped with a paternity suit by a former Raiders cheerleader named Angela Nazario. C.J. of the MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE reported at the time that Fitzgerald was none-to-pleased about Nazario’s claim, and “A source close to Nazario claims that Fitzgerald told her to hide out in a small town, […]

HAWAII HOOPS, via STANFORD SECRETS hustles up to present photographic proof of Michelle Wie and Robin Lopez cuddling up as a couple in Stanford class.

(She must have a Joakim Noah fetish - who doesn’t?)
You might remember, we reported the news last week, via a hopelessly buried lead in SI.
Now that we’ve confirmed the two […]