So, Charles Barkley, Stuart Scott & Mr. Belding walk into a bar…
• Drunken Jaguars DB Brian Williams rants & raves & threatens arresting officers - then offers them to have sex with his date.

• A pair of Portland State basketball players were accused of brutally beating a tour worker in Mexico.
• When out on […]

It was quite a Tuesday night for Robert Andino. The Florida Marlins player hit the first major league home run of his career - a 10th-inning walk-off blast to beat the Mets.

Minutes later, he got a message from his wife telling him to make another home run - as his house was about to be […]

A Penn State basketball player allegedly committed a very personal foul during a recent visit to the university library.

(Stanley sure knows how to grip those balls.)
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN reports that Stanley Pringle has been charged with public lewdness and disorderly conduct for an incident last Thursday involving a female library patron:

The wife of Chris Benoit was worried about her husband’s growing steroid use, and texted the wrestler her concerns just a month before he went on his family killing spree, according to a wrestling website.

STEROID NATION passes along news from PROWRESTLING.NET that Nancy Benoit had sent text messages to Chris warning him about his drug […]

• NEW YORK NEWSDAY intercepts a sneak peek at the New York Giants’ new Super Bowl rings.

• EMPTY THE BENCH is stuck on these NBA “glue players“.
• THE SPORTS HERNIA spots Chris “Mad Dog” Russo picking a winner & tasting victory.

Benny the Bull, 37, was accused of gun violence by Kevin Garnett & James Posey of the Boston Celtics Tuesday at the United Center in Chicago. The Bull, who has a criminal record, allegedly stepped behind Garnett and Posey during a timeout in the fourth quarter and fired his T-shirt gun into the backs […]

So you suspect your co-worker’s been hittin’ the Winstrol a little hard because he took your last polite note on the fridge to occasionally clean it out and placed it in the freezer. With his fist. Without opening the freezer door.
So you suspect your kid’s been cycling DHEA, THG, and andro at 12-week […]

Mark Herrmann of NEWSDAY has knelt in front of his Derek Jeter shrine, completed the Sign of the Yankee (drawing a cursive ‘N’ and ‘Y’ over his heart), and then chanted 10 “Derek Jeter MVP”s before settling in front of his computer to lay this big wet one on the Blessed Derek of Kalamazoo: the […]

The FLORIDA TIMES-UNION reports today that “Jaguars defensive back Brian Williams went off on a sexual, racist and profane rant aimed at Jacksonville police during his 2006 drunken driving arrest, according to recently obtained documents from his ongoing prosecution.“

Officer E.E. Bridges noted shortly after the arrest Williams threatened “sex acts with the officer’s wife and […]

We’ve never been to one of those medieval-themed restaurants, but apparently they have a tendency to get diners a little overexcited about fairly obscure NBA wingmen.

The ORLANDO SENTINEL reports that a brawl recently broke out at a central Florida restaurant called “Medieval Times.” The melee involved multiple teenagers as they fought over … Rashard Lewis’ […]