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• Does ex-New England Patriot Kenyatta Jones need a diaper on the dance floor? Depends.

• It was a hot time at last night’s Wrestlemania, and not just because Floyd Mayweather Jr. won his wrasslin’ debut.
• Anonymous sports cheap shots are only done […]

After last week’s trip to Tokyo and Sunday night in DC, Opening Day started for real for the rest of Major League Baseball. And the Chicago Cubs embarked on their 100th season since their last World Series win.

As usual, there was high drama at Wrigley Field this cold, rainy afternoon, as Kosuke Fukudome made quite […]

Joe Paterno stayed true to his political party, as he passed on the chance to pal around with Bill Clinton.

The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports that the Penn State coach and noted Republican decided not to meet with Clinton last Thursday, as the former President made a stop in State College in support of his wife Hillary’s […]

Brett Edwards of AOL FANHOUSE dribbles over the story of an NBA fan who was kicked out of a game for making gambling comments to the refs.

As the Clippers hosted the Warriors back on March 19, a courtside fan at Staples Center directed some Vegas-style suggestions to ref Joe Forte, telling him to “make […]

After a missed three-pointer away from a trip to the Final Four, Stephen Curry apparently feels he has some unfinished business to attend to.

The sophomore star of Davidson’s surprising Elite Eight run says he’ll be coming back to school next season. As for an early jump to the NBA, Curry responded, “I don’t think I’m […]

• HOME RUN DERBY has a hit on their hands with these baseball stadiums built out of Legos.

• STEROID NATION is pumped that Victor Conte will soon be writing a book about his BALCO experiences.
• Speaking of literary works, The FLORIDA TIMES-UNION overhears that Lou Holtz may scribble about his experiences as an ESPN analyst.

If it wasn’t real, you’d swear the Lifetime channel had turned rather vicious over the last year. First, the world receives the gift that kept giving: Sen. Larry Craig, who proudly railed against gay marriage, gets caught in a tap dance that Gene Kelly would be proud of. Then, not to be outdone, Gov. Eliot […]

Toronto FC fans are well on their way to reaching the dickweed bar they’ve set for themselves. They’ve already proven Toronto FC fans can’t control themselves when the first franchise goal is scored. Now they’re in midseason form by first kick in the 2008 season. The seven-hour bus ride to Columbus for […]

We’ve never read MEN’S FITNESS mag, and we’ve always wondered how they keep that thing going. How many times can you publish pieces about sit-up technique? And the “long, hard road to huge, rock-hard lats!”

(Not covered: How to avoid a belt for staring at Gym hotties)
But thanks to the online version, we were introduced to […]

We sure have had a run of the New York tabloids getting things wrong lately. First there was the NEW YORK POST’s bogus report on Tiger Woods buying a Hamptons mansion. Then the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS mistakenly reported Sean Avery was involved in the same prostitution ring as Eliot Spitzer. And now, the […]