• Hideki Matsui, collector of wedding bets & even bigger collector of porn.

• Tim Tebow was able to tantalize Lee Corso & crew to come down and cover the Gators’ spring practice game.
• No bones about it, skeletons were discovered during digging for the London Olympics.
• A collegiate catfight may have been caused by couple […]

Roy Williams has maintained that having North Carolina play their Sweet Sixteen & Elite Eight games in Charlotte is not a home-court advantage.

Rick Pitino maintains that’s poppycock.
The RALEIGH NEWS OBSERVER learns thats the Louisvile coach disagrees with Williams’ assessment, as Pitino spoke with the media on Friday before his Cardinals go head-to-head with the Heels […]

A large banner displayed in downtown Orlando has caused quite a stir, as the folks featured on it have had their nipples airbrushed out.

But they weren’t lifted from the breasts of lascivious ladies. Rather, they were prohibited from the pecs of pro wrestlers.
Scott Maxwell of the ORLANDO SENTINEL shares the strange news of the banner […]

Jason Taylor is still alive on “Dancing With The Stars”. And now he can use his new-found skills to waltz around and tango away the paparazzi.

Jose Lambiet of the PALM BEACH POST reports that Taylor has been hounded by gossip gatherers hoping to catch the Dolphins defensive star doing some dirty dancing with partner Edyta […]

This intrepid writer had an acquaintance in college that lusted after Rony Seikaly with the heat of a thousand Joe Kleines. She wanted her men extraordinarily tall and, to use her word, “swarthy”. Sure, Vlade Divac had his charms and Dražen Petrović was a cutie, but no one could match up with her […]

• HOME RUN DERBY feasts on photos & video of the Milwaukee Brewers’ racing sausages going skiing.

• FOOD COURT LUNCH loses their appetite, as they see what steroids have done to Tammy Thomas.
• NEWS GROPER thinks it would be fun if Manny Ramirez started a blog.

Walter Payton College Preparatory High School was constructed on the Near North side of Chicago in 2000, infused with great public support for its mission to lift up the brightest and best the city had to offer. Being named for Walter Payton, a hallowed figure in Chicago a decade after his passing, enforced the […]

We found out from DEADSPIN (via DMN) that Mark Cuban has been forced to credential bloggers for Mavericks games, after a previous, *well-reasoned* ban.

D-Spin Editor Will Leitch puts in a way we wish we could’ve: “At last, those with Movable Type software can finally have the opportunity to see Devean George’s penis. Cuban, of course, […]

Jeff Carroll of the SOUTH BEND TRIBUNE (via EDSBS) has a stupefying claim by Charlie Weis about Notre Dame offensive lineman Sam Young:

(image from JOE SPORTS FAN)
Let’s suspend disbelief and buy a 43-pound weight gain by right tackle Sam Young in approximately four months, a feat accomplished, Weis said, without the benefit of any additional […]

We’ve been enjoying the reax from Alex Rodriguez’ wagon circlers after Jose Canseco accused him of being interested in acquiring steroids. Hank Steinbrenner’s defense of Rodriguez to the BERGEN RECORD left us chuckling (and hungry and thirsty):
“Consider the source, that’s No. 1,” Steinbrenner said of Canseco. “He wouldn’t have been able to hit the […]