God Soon To Unleash Wrath On Vols Cheerleaders

Mike Organ (we love that name) of the NASHVILLE TENNESSEAN has a strange twist from yesterday’s Oral Roberts-Tennessee matchup in the women’s NCAA tournament.

Oral Roberts lost starting forward Mariana Camargo just seconds into the game against Tennessee Sunday night when she appreared to slip on a sign being used by the Lady Vols cheerleaders, who […]

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Tim Tebow Prefers His Hooters Huge, On A Stick

Today’s photo of Tim Tebow with a random hottie is brought to you by the fine folks at Hooters of Gainesvile, Fla.:

Like PGA Tour golfers being asked incessantly about Tiger Woods, you would think the Florida Gators get a little weary of being overshadowed by underaged Heisman Trophy taker. So it’s good to know there’s […]

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Wonderlic Scores Leak; Vince Still Not Vindicated

For the first time since everyone jumped on Vince Young for his supposedly, laughably low Wonderlic test score (6), Dan Pompeii of the CHICAGO TRIBUNE names more names, and the test scores that accompany them.

No surprise that possible first overall pick, BC QB Matt Ryan, scored an impressive 32. Most Michigan fans won’t be shocked […]

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Eli Still The Super Bowl MVP, Painfully Awkward

Some Super Bowl-winning quarterbacks work their way through the rubber chicken circuit and gain 20 lbs. Others take advantage of the opportunity to spread their seed, Johnny Appleseed-style, through the local model population. Not Eli Manning, though. How does he spend his spring of vindication as the Leader of the World Champions?

He […]

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Bosox’s Dustin Pedroia Wants Japan to ‘Shut Up!’

Americans have earned a certain reputation abroad as miserable guests while on vacation. (Miserable guests but lucrative ones, even with the falling dollar.) We travel thousands of miles to enjoy McDonald’s with funky new menus or gussied up local fare with an American twist. (”Of course you can have ketchup with your […]

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Dad Rips Car From Kid Spotted Flipping Off Love

AND WHAMMY spots a letter to the editor in the latest SPORTS ILLUSTRATED that gave us pause today.

(credit: AND WHAMMY)
You may remember the piece by Grant Wahl in SI about the increasingly boorish behavior by students at college basketball games. Armando Navarro of Clackamas, Ore., the father a student pictured in the piece […]

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Berman’s Career Advice: Be Pushy, But Not a Pain

If deciding to embark on a future in sports broadcasting, it’s always a good idea for young up-and-comers to consult the Swami.

USA TODAY’s Michael McCarthy catches Chris Berman belting out some sage advice to those who hope to sit in his seat someday (probably a good idea to wipe it off first):

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Move Over, Duke - UCLA The New Foul Favorite?

Duke bashers, don’t worry about the Blue Devils’ exit from the tourney. If you’re looking for a new foul-favored villain to root against, try UCLA.

The Bruins already had some questionable last-second wins over Stanford and California late in the regular season. And SbBer KT sends over some photographic proof that the refs blew another call […]

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Davidson Borrows Good Luck Song From Red Sox

Wonder how underdog Davidson was able to slay Goliath Georgetown for a trip to the Sweet Sixteen? Was it Stephen Curry’s 25 points in the 2nd half? Was it the Wildcats’ D clamping down and causing the Hoyas to committ 20 turnovers?

Could be. And it could also be a little good luck song the SoCon […]

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Blog-Some: Wright Wrongs Willis With Wild Words

• Too bad they’re not division foes anymore: YOU BEEN BLINDED sips on some Hater-ade, as David Wright tells Dontrelle Willis he owns him.

(Classic quip around 2:48)
• Speaking of smack, DEUCE OF DAVENPORT discovers that someone at ABC apparently appreciates Jerry Stackhouse manhandling Manu Ginobli.
• TENNIS SERVED FRESH doesn’t skirt around Nike sending out a […]

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