Jimmy Rollins has a vibrating bed; Now we’re afraid to use his bathroom.
• Brent Musberger spotted at a Vegas sportsbook? You can bet on it!

• Tim Tebow tallies another trophy, as the Gators QB and his teammates hang out at Hooters.
• The debut of Gilbert Arenas’ new Hibachi shoe has been put on the back […]

Tonight, the Stanford Cardinal take on the UTEP Miners in the second round of the NCAA Women’s Tournament. Tip-off is scheduled for 10:30 p.m. ET and will be shown on ESPN2.

More importantly, it’s another chance to catch bench star and Bolivian bikini beauty Claudia Porras in action. Sadly, it might be the last time.

The Boston Red Sox & Oakland A’s will open the MLB regular season with a tilt in the Tokyo Dome on Tuesday morning (6 a.m. start New England time).

And Susan Slusser of the SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE reports how the Red Sox have been regaled in the Land of the Rising Sun, while the A’s are […]

It’s becoming dangerous to be a big man in the NBA’s Western Conference. The Rockets’ Yao Ming is out for the rest of the season. The Lakers’ Pau Gasol has been benched the past couple of days with an ankle sprain.

And now the Mavericks’ Dirk Nowitzki has fallen with some leg issues of his own. […]

Miguel Cabrera signed a seven-year extension to his 2007 one-year contract over the weekend. Pending a physical today, he will be $141m richer than he was a week ago. He joins fellow Detroit Tigers Curtis Granderson and Dontrelle Willis with lucrative ink stains on their signing hands last winter. Eyes have popped […]

• Victory is mine! WIZZNUTZZ passes along pics of Wizards player and Stewie Griffin lookalike Oleksiy Pecherov clubbing it up in Miami.

• The SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE dresses down Oakland A’s outfielder Jeff Fiorentino paying for a party foul by spending a night out in Tokyo wearing a pink kimono.
• ESPN reports that Donnie Walsh’s departure […]

Verbal protest has a long tradition in Western civilization. Speaking truth to power continues to seduce young people, empowering them to rail against perceived injustices across the world.

At some point, though, college ends and you realize change doesn’t come from dragging homemade signs through protest marches to pick up women. (Different goal. Noble […]

Probably the worst-kept secret in the sports media biz is that Brent Musberger is a gambling fiend.

(This toy borders on child abuse)
Now, WE aren’t accusing him of anything, that’s just what we’ve heard batted around TV trucks and media buffet lines over the years.
So for that reason, we got a fist-pump out of a throwaway […]

Michael Klein of the PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER reports that Jimmy Rollins’ Philly-area home will soon be featured on MTV’s Cribs. Rollins’ sanctuary has all the obligatory, over-the-top furnishings. And of course, his fleet of cars are massive expensively, highlighted by two Bentleys.

Klein: “You won’t know he’s in the Bentley. He arranged special tinting ‘because I like […]

After rehabbing his surgically repaired knee for some time now (almost a year), Gilbert Arenas was supposed to return to the Washington Wizards lineup last night.

Much more importantly, Arenas’ long-awaited “Hibachi” shoe was to be introduced by Gil and worn during the game against the Pistons. Sadly, Arenas had to sit out the game, still […]