How about giving *us* a gift basket to work full-time in the Big Apple?
• Chris Berman’s not covering The Masters. We wonder why.

• Funnyman Adam Carolla has a new film out. Yippee.
• Tiger Woods is good, but can he be Byron Nelson good?
• Having a nice chat with the Tampa soccer streaker.

If a new NFL proposal passes, Troy Polamalu will need to get a trim.

Adam Schefter of The NFL NETWORK reports that the Kansas City Chiefs have proposed a rule to “ban players from having their hair cover or obscure the names on the back of player’s jersey.”

Finally, a Cinderella story to make this year’s March Madness a little more compelling. Thanks, Toreros!

#14 San Diego was able to upend #3 UConn in a 70-69 OT thriller on Friday, giving Huskies coach Jim Calhoun his first-ever first round loss in 15 appearances - and no dobut causing Pepto-Bismol markups at the Storrs Walgreen’s.

Marc Berman of the NEW YORK POST shoots up the latest plan to bring LeBron James to the Big Apple.

When LeBron has a chance to opt out of his Cavaliers contract in 2010, Berman suggests making salary cap room by trading away Zach Randolph and his $17.8 million contract that runs through 2011. And it […]

• 100% INJURY RATE doesn’t believe it’s awesome, baby, to see Dick Vitale dressed as Cinderella.

• BULLZEYE puts together an all-star pro football team without football players.
• RANDBALL cuts to the chase, as some Minnesota wrestlers were penalized in the NCAA championships for not shaving properly.

Through GIZMODO, we discover new advances in the world of biomechatronics that suggest making artificial muscles usable by humans may be possible someday. The latest attempt at artificial muscles at UCLA does not break down as quickly as older models, expands 200% when electricity is applied to it, and can store most of that […]

Soon to be sentenced former NBA referee Tim Donaghy is getting a heaping helping of the addition of insult to jail time as his estranged wife is trying to hit him with a restraining order, the ASSOCIATED PRESS reports.

Kim Donaghy claims Tim hit their children, spied on her e-mail account and threatened her with bodily […]

As stated earlier this week, we only do one bracket per NCAA tournament. This year, we had Drake in the Final Four. Lovely.
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So with Drake (and our Durham’s Dogs) out, we really don’t care much about who makes the Final Four. Or who wins (officially, we have Stanford). Now […]

Leave it to a CHICAGO TRIBUNE intern to “punk” the CHICAGO SUN-TIMES who was running an anti-Sam Zell video contest, reports newspaper insider publication EDITOR AND PUBLISHER. Katie Hamilton landed the $1,000 first-place prize and promptly gave it to Tribune charities. We’re guessing the always-tight Trib failed to give Katie a bonus for her efforts. […]

Once Steve Nash gets done with this whole basketball thing, he has let it be known that he’d like to join the pantheon of great Canadian filmmakers, like, um … Judd Apatow! and, uh… Paul Haggis! In fact, he’s already gotten his start, as reports THE ARIZONA REPUBLIC, producing a Nike ad that is somehow […]