• Theatergoers are certain to have a toe-tapping, knee-capping good time with Tonya Harding - the musical!

• A Phillies pitcher shares a fun flight with Pee Wee Herman.
• Pete Carroll calls other coaches lazy.
• Even the bathrooms in English soccer are violent.

The ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS races over word that Kenyon Martin has a fan in local government, as a Denver prosecutor had helped the Nuggets star out of a 100-mph speeding ticket - twice.

Russell Stone had given Martin favorable plea bargains in two cases back in 2006. That January, Kenyon was caught going 101 mph in […]

Randy Moss may bump traffic cops and moon Lambeau spectators, but he does not assault women. The BOSTON HERALD confirms as such, as Rachelle Washington has dropped her restraining order against the Patriots receiver.

The accuser filed paperwork with the Broward County (Fla.) Circuit Court back on March 3, asking that her domestic violence charges against […]

• The LADIES… dance over the remarkable sight of the 1986 Los Angeles Dodgers doin’ the Baseball Boogie.

• YOU BEEN BLINDED raises their bids (among other things), as a nude photo of Tom Brady’s gal pal Gisele is on the auction block.
• Trying to cope with the Pope’s new announcement, DEUCE OF DAVENPORT offers up […]

Last week, Anthony Erskine jumped on the Madison Square Garden court to meet his hero, LeBron James. But instead of being freaked out, King James enjoyed the unexpected encounter. In fact, the Cavaliers star supposedly wants to meet with the fan again.

The AKRON (OH) BEACON JOURNAL reports that Erskine has been talking with LeBron’s people, […]

Ever heard of Laura Ingraham? Me neither. So in an apparent attempt to garner some attention, the conservative radio host decided to go after Brett Favre by calling the recently retired QB a “woman.”

WTMJ in Milwaukee reports that Ingraham started off her show on Friday by berating Brett for bawling at his retirement press conference.

Didier Drogba likes to be on the top of the table in everything, from scoring the most goals to the league standings to the pocketbook. What can he say? He’s a winner that loves to win.

When it comes to goals, Drogba repeatedly pushes the envelope of the offsides call to score. […]

Recently, locker rooms across baseball and football have struggled with MRSA outbreaks similar to those in hospitals and elder care centers, requiring the affected areas to be sanitized multiple times to remove the Staphylococcus.

(Not pictured: the victim)
The Detroit Tigers should consider bringing in similar sanitation experts to work their magic on all rooms that their […]

The PHILADELPHIA DAILY NEWS reports that last Saturday at a girls youth basketball game in suburban Philadelphia, Mitch Williams “cursed at a female referee who was calling a basketball game in which his daughter, a fifth-grader, was playing.”

(Salsa Southpaw Hurls Spicy Language)
Williams thought his daughter was getting repeatedly fouled with no calls coming from the […]

Manchester United must feel particularly paranoid this week. Yes, they lost to Portsmouth in the FA Cup quarters after missing on numerous point-blank chances and then seeing their backup keeper sent off, placing defender Rio Ferdinand in the box to flail at the winning penalty kick.

(Watch out for that… what?)
However, that pain must seem […]