Picture a man, battered and beaten. He has spent the third period of a National Hockey League contest as the silhouetted man in an impressive round of target practice from the locked and loaded Pittsburgh Penguins, filling him full of rubber puck shot in the last dozen minutes. His ragged breathing and soaked […]

Of course you want the best for your child. If he shows an interest in music, you buy him an oboe. If she buries her nose in books all day, you drag home a box full of young adult novels each month. If he wants to join the circus as a clown, […]

Steelers All-Pro linebacker James Harrison has brought fans wearing black and gold numerous memorable hits, including against those that merely wander near the field of play wearing the enemy’s colors…

… which is utterly hilarious until this morning. Harrison was accused of applying the same communications skills to his girlfriend last night by chasing her into […]

That is, they might stink. The new Chicago franchise of the WPS (Women’s Professional Soccer) doesn’t have any players yet, so it’s hard to tell if their talent deserves the pejorative term. In fact, the team doesn’t even have a name and there’s the rub.

(You tell Heather Mitts that she stinks.)
RED CARD noted […]

Come See the Violence Inherent in the System!
• Valentino Rossi and Dani Pedrosa tangle their motorcycles in Grand Prix practice. FANHOUSE shows us that Pedrosa found out what happens when you try to probe The Doctor from behind: you turn your own bike and cough.

• UNPROFESSIONAL FOUL points out there’s only one thing […]

The biggest moment in the Pac-10 yesterday wasn’t UCLA’s illegal escape against Cal (shots over the backboard shouldn’t count; that was obvious to everyone but the officials), nor was it USC’s big win over Stanford. No, the top item from the Pac-10 was Oregon State’s date with history.

Is it a Beaver or a donut? It’s […]