• A former Bengal confirms that Ocho Cinco went muy loco during a playoff game and slugged coach Marvin Lewis.

• Chinese officials claim that the Dalai Lama wants to disrupt the Beijing Olympics. So he’s got that going for him, which is nice.
• Pat Riley wants to reimburse Heat fans for the team’s horrendous play. […]

Alan Faneca hit the jackpot with the Jets earlier this week, when the offensive lineman signed a 5-year deal worth $40 million. Meanwhile, the dejected Dolphins fans hoping to land the former Steeler had to settle for ex-49er Justin Smiley, who signed with Miami for a similar 5-year deal, but only worth $25 million.

Smiley appeared […]

Faced with criticism from his handling of “Spygate”, and non-stop agitation from Arlen Specter, NFL commish Roger Goodell is fighting back with the most devastating weapon known to man - a strongly-worded memo!

The WASHINGTON POST reports that Goodell sent a little note to the league’s competition committee on Thursday, outlining how the NFL can “preserve […]

Let’s end the day with the bizarre story of a University of Florida cheerleader who falsely claimed she was being stalked. Turned out she was kind of stalking herself. And she got arrested. Nice.

See, Lauren Beard doesn’t look all that crazy. The GAINESVILLE SUN tells us otherwise.

Usually you have to save a bunch of kids using your superpowers to warrant an action figure. But thanks to the folks at MONDESI’S HOUSE, we now know you just have to play high school sports.

Yes, Terrelle Pryor, a talented high school athlete from Pennsylvania, has a little doll fashioned in his likeness.
At the risk […]

A fantastic story was unearthed via the ARIZONA REPUBLIC, which features the hottest new member of the Grand Canyon University tennis team: 60-year-old Sheila Johnson. (Photo from TENNIS WEEK).

Per the REPUBLIC:
“The Antelopes’ newest addition became eligible for AARP 10 years ago, was born during the Truman era and understands the Pythagorean theorem - but not […]