• David Beckham gives a valuable tip - $900 on a $100 check:

• Asking Austrian attendees to strip for a soccer stadium shoot is the naked truth.
• A Chicago-area pilot makes a landing on a golf course - just to get his son to tennis practice on time.
• Suzy Kolber gives birth to a beautiful […]

The ORLANDO SENTINEL tees off on a golfer who’s in trouble for getting a birdie - by killing it with a golf ball.

Orange County (FL) authorities are charging Tripp Isenhour with two counts of cruelty to animals and killing an migratory bird for taking a swing at a red-shouldered hawk. All because he was trying […]

C.J. of the MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE plays the family feud, as ex-Twin Al Newman gets caught up in a catfight between his wife and daughter.

Authorities arrested 47-year-old Deborah Jean Newman on Sunday for allegedly assaulting 18-year-old Taylor Elizabeth Newman. According to police documents, Taylor said her stepmom “punched her in the face and threw bleach cleaning […]

• BUSTED COVERAGE reports a Police woman getting in trouble for flashing her highbeams at a Spring Break crowd.

That would be Walsh University volleyball player Amy Police.
• A blogger for LAKELAND FLYING TIGERS BLOG takes part in Detroit’s open baseball tryouts, and lives to write about it.
• Speaking of life-changing experiences, ESPN’s Pat Forde pens […]

Mike Modano knows how to score: 525 goals, 749 assists, and a Stanley Cup should be sufficient proof. Also, he married Willa Ford last year. That’s what lawyers and Latin geeks call prima facie evidence.

And now Mrs. Mike Modano has completed filming of a teleplay based on the life and times of Anna Nicole Smith. […]

Do you want to lose that gut but don’t have the motivation? Are the ladies checking you out and rolling their eyes at stomach level? Do you despise exercise so much that you’ve considered building an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine over your couch to lift your beer bottle to your lips? Did you abandon the […]

What is it with race car drivers and ridiculously good looking wives? Is turning a car to the right wholly unattractive? Sam Hornish Jr. doesn’t know, and probably doesn’t care.

Do they assign these women to the drivers before qualifying or something? Seriously. It’s becoming an epidemic. The Indy 500 winner, three-time IRL champion, and […]

We listened to the long, arduous Brett Favre retirement announcement today on radio. Because we could only hear him, all his crying, weezing and snorting made it sound like we instead were tuned into the latest update at Club Jenna.

If you want to read a serious treatment or two about today’s proceeding, be our guest. […]

Wanted: Men and women to show up in a soccer stadium and just stand there. No experience, garbs necessary. Apply within, if you knowhatimean.

American-born conceptual artist Spencer Tunick is well known for his art installations involving a crowd of naked people, and his next piece de resistance will be at Vienna, Austria’s Ernst-Happel-Stadium, site […]

Kudos to Lauren Bertolini and Matt Gelb of Syracuse Univ.’s DAILY ORANGE as they break the news that Todd Marinovich’s younger brother Mikhail, who plays for the SU football team, was “charged with criminal mischief in the fourth degree after allegedly breaking into the Manley Field House equipment room Sunday morning.”

Somehow, a skateboard and meth […]