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• Is Katarina Witt’s Playboy past too worrisome for the Worldwide Leader?

• Bruce Pearl uses the ol’ hug excuse to text Erin Andrews. Does this guy know how to operate or what?
• A funny photo of Kyle Korver cowering on the […]

BUSTED COVERAGE has been on the scene with the latest news on Allison Stokke. First, they gave us pics of the pretty pole vaulter reaching new heights with the Cal track & field team. And now they tell us the Golden Bears are selling Stokke photos.

GOLDEN BEAR SPORTS is offering shots of Stokke in a […]

With Brett Favre retiring from the NFL for good (or is he?), the last ball tossed by the Green Bay gunslinger is certain to be a valuable addition to the Hall of Fame (or some very rich Packers fan’s personal collection). But they’ll have to get it from Greg Gadson first.

(Lt. Col. Greg Gadson […]

What delicious irony: The NEW YORK POST’s PAGE SIX sneaks out word that a Manhattan restaurant has been secretly videotaping its customers - such as New England QB Tom Brady.

The Chinese eatery Philippe admits they have cameras installed in their private rooms. But they say the filming’s for security purposes, as a to keep […]

• WALKOFF WALK notes Jeff Francoeur’s good taste, as the Braves’ fielder interrupts an interview to grab some Chick-Fil-A.

• FAN IQ’s 100% INJURY RATE presents a classic meeting of the minds: Benny The Bull & Jerry Springer.
• Remember the guy that Glen Rice found hiding in his wife’s closet? The one whom the ex-NBA star […]

In a classic burying of the lede, the CHICAGO TRIBUNE’s Teddy Greenstein reported Tuesday that former WGN analyst, Cy Young winner, and White Sock Steve Stone would take on the analyst role for the local White Sox radio broadcasts because former White Sock and noted… former White Sock Chris Singleton is moving from the radio […]

America - the country that brought you jorts, Zubaz, and anything to grace Pauly Shore’s body - will not cede its title of Worst Dressed Nation without a fight. That extends to the fields of play as well. The Tampa Bay Creamsicles, San Diego Predators, and Atlanta Curvy Lines will take on all comers in […]

HEADS UP! Here comes a 7-ft-7, 200-pounder from Sudan on an afternoon stroll in Some Town, America. A random photographer recently captured this classic moment in the life of legendary NBA baller Manute Bol.

Bol sports a leather coat that is at least 5′-5″, while his intimidating frame seems to have caught the attention of at […]

The Colts have a new item in their online merchandise shop (no, not the much anticipated Tony Dungy DVD tribute to Pat Robertson):

With the team moving out of the RCA Dame this season, Jim Irsay & Co. are offering some of the field’s yard markers to the adoring public for a mere $1,000 - with […]

Critical Fanatic FAN IQ is the first to spot the inevitable today: A Florida couple naming newborns after semi-retired Brett Favre.

One (dropped) catch: The kids are twins, named “Brett” and … “Favre.”
What we would now do for the Dolphins, or any other team for that matter, to sign #4 up for next season.