Bosox Scout Pulls Out His Dick Williams In Public

WPTV-TV in West Palm Beach today reports that former major league catcher and current Red Sox scout Jessie Levis has been “accused of committing a lewd act in a hotel room that overlooked the pool where at least two teenage girls saw him was arrested Monday, police said Tuesday.

“Levis, 39, faces two felony counts of […]

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Joe Buck Graduates From Local Cards Broadcasts

We’re a little surprised it took Joe Buck this long to quit his nominal duties as a local St. Louis Cardinals TV broadcaster. With his frighteningly busy network schedule, it was only a matter of time before Buck made the decision to let go of his however small, St. Louis-aired broadcast ties.

Buck is at the […]

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That Red Sox Nation Thing Is Overrated. Sure It Is.

The CAMBRIDGE (MA) CHRONICLE reports today that “a group of men — some with Irish accents — beat up a 23-year-old Cambridge man and sent him to the hospital after they spotted him sporting a Yankees baseball cap.

“Witnesses told police the group of apparent diehard Red Sox fans beat up the victims after an argument […]

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Dirk Nowitzki: The NBA’s Answer To Michael Cera

Somebody needs to find Dirk Nowitzki and tell him that the NBA doesn’t give out Awkward White Player Of The Year Awards, because he might destroy everything in his path before the Mavs even get started in the playoffs.

CHEAP AND DIRTY brings us a YouTube clip of the closing moments of the Mavericks-Spurs game last […]

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Sam Zell Wants to Ruin Everything in Chicago

Sam Zell, caretaker owner of the Chicago Cubs and Wrigley Field as part of his December purchase of the Tribune Company, wants everyone to know that “his role is to throw bombs and shake people up. He’s a man of his word.” For Cubs fans, that word has been “monetize”. (At least, that’s the […]

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Is Brady Quinn About To Lose His Endorsements?

He’s never started an NFL game, and yet Brady Quinn already has cashed in on big endorsement deals with Subway, Hummer, and…what’s the name of that special energy drink of his? Discharge?

Of course, when those deals were done last spring, everyone thought it was only a matter of time before Quinn became an everyday starter […]

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Broken: ESPN Recognizes Fox’s 1st Favre Report

Jay Glazer of FOXSports.com and the BILOXI SUN-HERALD are the first we could find to break the news of Brett Favre’s retirement today. Looks like the real deal.

Bigger shock than Favre’s retirement? ESPN recognized that Glazer and FOXSports.com broke the story.

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Allison Stokke Golden For Cal Bears Pole Vaulting

We haven’t heard lately about Allison Stokke, the pretty pole vaulter who became an internet sensation, only to take steps to avoid the spotlight - by doing numerous interviews for newspapers and going on ESPN Radio.

But now as a public service, BUSTED COVERAGE uncovers photographic proof of Allison’s latest adventures:

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Romo-antic Meets Jessie’s Exes at Cosmo Awards

Tony Romo, Dane Cook and John Mayer have something in common - all 3 have been honored as Fun Fearless Males by Cosmopolitan magazine.

Oh, and they’ve all gotten jiggy with Jessica Simpson.
The AP dishes out that Simpson’s current beau and two of her exes were among those at Cosmo’s awards luncheon on Monday. When it […]

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Get Protection - Everybody’s Scoring This Week

This could be the week to price some new scoreboards. On Monday night, Kansas crushed Texas Tech 109-51, giving the Red Raiders their most lopsided loss in school history. In the same evening, the Capitals buried the Bruins 10-2, with Washington star Alexander Ovechkin netting a hat trick - in the first period.

These two […]

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