The UK’s EAST ANGLIAN newspaper provides the gruesome details of one of the most insane soccer injuries we’ve ever heard of. A 14-year-old boy was “impaled” after colliding with the soccer goal post.

Now that’s going to leave a mark.

Here’s a fun little find from COLLEGE HOOPS JOURNAL: Video of Brent Musburger and Steve Lavin creating yet another uncomfortable moment for Erin Andrews.

I have a lot of favorite parts. I shall try to explain them.

In a good example of, “Hey, maybe things have gone a little too far,” a noose was placed near the entrance to the former home of THE GOLF CHANNEL’s Kelly Tilghman, who was suspended two weeks for the infamous Tiger-lynch comment.

Tilghman and Nick Faldo might be the whitest people ever. But that’s no reason […]

We’ve uncovered some interesting photos of sports celebrities holding a toilet contraption being marketed by some site called MR. BUTTWASHER. The apparent endorsers include Olympic swimmer-turned-nudie model Amanda Beard:

(Makeup!)
John Salley and Rodney Peete also posed for piccies with the buttwashing mechanism, which is also called the “miracle toilet faucet.”

The Boston Red Sox are back, and just as dominant as they were last year. But don’t just take my word for it. Trust Boston College.

The teams — pro vs. college — played a seven-inning “game” yesterday. It was a fair contest much in the way a prancing deer against a high-powered rifle with a […]

Here’s video, courtesy Brian at AWFUL ANNOUNCING, of our appearance on Fox Business Channel yesterday:

The show was located literally at a bar in the Waldorf Astoria hotel. Our kinda production. Though the beers were $9.75. Felt like we were at Madison Square Garden for a moment.
Speaking of MSG, after the show we went to the […]

Baseball’s just starting, and Red Sox Nation already has reason to be riled up this year: Hank Steinbrenner thinks you’re all “a bunch of bullsh*t“.

SLIDING INTO HOME comes across a NEW YORK TIMES article that has an in-depth look at the new leaders of the New York Yankees - Hank & his brother Hal. (And […]

The TUCSON CITIZEN reports that police are looking for an Arizona fan who threw a water bottle at a USC player during Thursday night’s game.

With less than a minute to go in the Trojan’s win in Tucson, USC’s Davon Jefferson made an exclamation dunk, then pointed to the Arizona student section, a.k.a the Zona Zoo.
Well, […]

Now that Bobby Knight is off the college court and heading for the ESPN studios, who’s going to throw post-game tirades at the media now?

Enter Kevin Borseth.
UM HOOPS has footage of the Michigan women’s basketball coach meeting the press Thursday night, just after his Wolverines lost a 69-67 heartbreaker to Wisconsin.
Borseth spent the majority of […]

• The LOHUD YANKEES BLOG plays cupid, as new Yankee co-boss Hal Steinbrenner is looking for love.

• ODENIZED hears Jason Kidd plead his case during Thursday’s Mavs-Spurs game: “I tipped it off his face, I swear.”
• WAS WATCHING has a new job for Carl Pavano - mascot for the Yankees’ Double-A farm team.