If you thought you’d heard the last from Jessica Canseco’s breasts, you would be wrong, sir.

NEWSDAY reports today on C.J. Nitkowski testimony to congressional investigators which may pin down Roger Clemens at the 1998 party scene described by Brian McNamee.
And more importantly, give us all keen insight into the nude sunbathing habits of Jose Canseco’s […]

The internecine battle between old and new media wages on even within unwieldy media conglomerates.

Such a set-to is currently going on at THE WASHINGTON POST, with Pardon the Interruption hosts and still occasional journalists Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon trading barbs with and now threatening bodily harm upon The Post’s own sports blogger, Dan Steinberg.

CBS 4 in Denver sicks the “The Investigates Team!™” on an old-school local social club for the well-monied elite.

The club reportedly hosted wild, cocaine-fueled sex parties for members that were staffed by prostitutes. The proceedings often cost participants $2,000-a-throw. And we know you’ll be shocked to know that some local professional athletes were somehow involved.

The decidedly uninspired David Carr era in Carolina came to an even less ceremonious end yesterday, as the ASSOCIATED PRESS reports that No. 1 pick of the 2002 NFL Draft was released by the already QB-thin team, which just last year signed him to a two-year deal to compete with Jake Delhomme and whichever 90-year-old […]

Today you’ll notice that Christmas Ape of KISSING SUZY KOLBER and DEADSPIN is now on board to post to his heart’s delight.

If you’ve read his fine work, you know why we’re ecstatic to have him. Plus, we can now finally sneak away for that worry-free colonoscopy we’ve always dreamed of.
Later today (5p ET) we’ll be […]

LeBron James should have been happy Wednesday night. The Cavaliers star scored 26 points against the Celtics, making the youngest player in NBA history to reach the 10,000-point plateau.

But as the CLEVELAND PLAIN DEALER points out, James wasn’t so jovial, as his team eventually lost to Boston, 92-87. LeBron lamented, “I did it in a […]

Charles Rich of AOL FANHOUSE volunteers to put up video of Bruce Pearl firing up the Tennessee faithful before last Saturday’s match with Memphis:
(They’re not saying “boo!”, they’re saying “Boo-urns”… er, “Bruuuce!”)
The UT coach spoke in front of a gathering of Rocky Top fans right before the Vols tamed the Tigers to take the […]

If you’re a women’s basketball coach looking to reach a milestone, try to schedule a game with Doug Bruno. The DePaul coach has fallen as victim #800 not once, but twice.

C. Vivian Stringer was the latest to clinch her 800th career win, as Rutgers beat the Blue Demons 60-46 Wednesday night. Previously, Bruno was pummeled […]

• WITH LEATHER isn’t so high on Kevin Faulk, as the Pats RB got busted for being buzzed on the Bayou.

• You know LL Cool J? (Emmitt Smith doesn’t.) Well, ODENIZED says hello to SYOLL Cool J: Sixty-Year-Old Ladies Love Cool Joakim.
• PRO FOOTBALL TALK wonders if kicker Olindo Mare was cut by the Saints […]