We’re *pissed* that Scott Van Pelt’s not starring in “Semi-Pro” instead of Will Ferrell - and we don’t have to apologize for saying so.
• The Broncos may have been Belichick-ing the Chargers, as a report revealed that Denver was spying on San Diego:

• Manny Ramirez sox it to his agent, then gets on board with […]

A woman was hit by Tiger Woods’ ball, and all she got was a lousy glove.

The EAST VALLEY (AZ) TRIBUNE is on par with the news of Gail Claytor, a spectator at the Accenture Match Play Championship on Sunday. The female fan was part of the crowd along the 4th hole, when Woods’ shot went […]

Not too long after dropping the “Devil” name, the Tampa Bay Rays may be getting back a devilish character - Barry Bonds.

The ST. PETERSBURG TIMES reports that Rays officials have had “internal discussions” about acquiring the available hitter. Bonds has been teamless since the San Francisco Giants bid the slugger sayonara last season, while the […]

The SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE reports on a YAHOO story that says the Denver Broncos had secretly videotaped San Diego Chargers practices.

The Yahoo article by Jason Cole stated that the Chargers “increased their security ’several years ago’ during weeks in which they played the Broncos because Denver spies were videotaping Chargers practices.”
But in a response that’s […]

HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS tips us off to a NEW YORK TIMES report that Congress may go after Roger Clemens for lying about steroid use.

The House Committee on Oversight & Government Reform has drafted a letter to the Justice Department, asking that Clemens be investigated for possibly committing perjury during his Feb. 13 appearance on Capitol […]

Dan Steinberg of DC SPORTS BOG has video of Elijah Dukes obsessing over whacking something off the field:

And in a major upset, that object turns out to be inanimate.

The BOSTON GLOBE reports that the New York Jets are allowing Jonathan Vilma to test the trading waters, and the linebacker is free to chat with other teams - except the Patriots.

Two sources close to Vilma say the Jets will let Jonathan “shop his services” to the 30 other NFL franchises, but not to the […]

In an otherwise throw-away short bit in the ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH, we discover that Cardinals manager Tony La Russa has his own movie production company.

Coach Sunglasses at Night’s company, Red Bird Cinema, apparently has an agreement with Sugar Ray Leonard to make a movie based on the boxer’s life story (the manager has already made […]

Roger Clemens seems to be avoiding every possibility of fading away quietly as the steroid clamor continues to hang over him. The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports that he’ll likely make an appearance at the Houston Astros’ minor league camp over the next few days, escorting his son Koby there, as he’s done for the past few […]

• HOME RUN DERBY wonders what’s the point of interleague play if the Cubs don’t face the Yankees or Red Sox next year.

• MJD of YAHOO SPORTS thinks about his own version of the Wonderlic Test.
• DEADSPIN wants to know if you go ga-ga or gag over Gus Johnson.
• HALF COURT HEAVE tosses up old […]