Jessica’s Dad: Romo Marriage Wouldn’t Surprise

Those rumors of wedding bells between Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo could have some legs to them, according to the father of the would-be bride.

FAN NATION picked up on an SI piece in which Joe Simpson was pretty candid about the love betwixt the QB and Yoko Romo.

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Harassment Details You Might Not Care To Know

The ongoing saga of fired college volleyball coach Jaye Flood has taken another turn, with former Florida Gulf Coast University players revealing they weren’t exactly broken up about losing her.

This is neither here nor there, and it does not impact someone’s ability to coach volleyball (which Flood apparently did with some level of success), but […]

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Blog-On-Blog Action: 36-28-38? Only If She’s 5-3

• ON 205th tells us that the American Gladiators winner used to be a dancer for the Blazers. They also tell us Monica Carlson’s measurements, for good measure.

• THE SONS OF STEVE GARVEY wonder what happened to SI’s photography, post-Rick Reilly. It makes sense when you read it.
• THE FANHOUSE notes that Matt Millen has […]

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We’ve Not Heard Last Of The Packers Bikini Girls

Buried at the end of a column published Saturday, the MILWAUKEE JOURNAL-SENTINEL has an update on those Lambeau Bikini girls we’ve all come to know and love.

Apparently, the Maxim spread is still very much a possibility. Which is a polite way of saying, “God Bless America.”

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McDonald’s Needs To Rethink Dollar Menu Ads

A man in northern England turned a $1 horse bet into nearly $2 million when all eight of his horses came in as winners, some at as much as 10-to-1 odds.

He already seems set to mess it all up, however; his first instinct was to tell his wife. REUTERS tells the story.

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Erin Andrews Is Inappropriately Touched By Pearl?

Bragging rights in the Volunteer state wasn’t the only thing Tennessee coach Bruce Pearl grabbed last night:

In the video, Erin Andrews is a rather remarkable study in composure - among other things. Wonder if that caused their postgame one-on-one interview at Outback to be called off?And lest you think Brucie boy doesn’t have previous experience […]

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Hairless Nipples No Longer Advantage At Combine

Alex Marvez of FOXSports.com has a piece this weekend that we thought might be satire, a least for a second: “Player weigh-ins will no longer air as part of the NFL Network’s Combine coverage, FOXSports.com has learned.”

Combine director Jeff Foster said, “There was concern from current NFL players that the participants would be more comfortable […]

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Drinking 50 Red Bulls A Day Just Isn’t Healthy

The bizarre tale of former soccer star Paul Gascoigne’s detention under the Mental Health Act took an even stranger turn if we are to believe a report in THE SUN.

Gazza, as they call him, apparently hasn’t just struggled with life after sports; rather, he’s also struggled with how to not drink 50 Red Bulls every […]

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Isaac Hilton Has Your Quickest Ticket To The CFL

Thanks to YAHOO! SPORTS O.G. Michael Silver, Isaac Hilton will now forever be known as the pro football prospect with the surest way to the Canadian Football League. Not able to take the pressure of having his measurements taken and his body analyzed like a blogger examining photos of Erin Andrews, Silver reports Hilton let […]

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Jeff Tedford Is Somehow Responsible For This

The TALLAHASSEE DEMOCRAT reports a Florida A&M freshman QB is in hot water over an attack hoax that turned out to be his own creation. Police say on-field gunslinger Michael Johnson “lied about being attacked at gunpoint by three masked men in his dorm room.”

Those involved with this case are still trying to figure out […]

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