Phoenix Suns’ Newest Monstrosity (No, Not Shaq)

HG of YOU BEEN BLINDED introduces us to the latest celebrity athlete’s ill-advised, pimped-out rig:

That’s Shaq arriving at the Suns-C’s game last night. Announcer Mark Jones noted during the game telecast that apparently The Big Deserter’s rig was pressed into service after a previous, rather hefty vehicle-related transaction with teammate Amare Stoudemire.

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Pat Forde Gets Stuck In Media’s Boarding Group C

RUMORS AND RANTS had a seat at the IU press conference circus in Bloomington yesterday and sends photo evidence of ESPN.com’s Pat Forde not capitalizing on his star power. The senior staffer got a seat behind a huge photographer likely paying double for a Southwest Airlines ticket.

The bad seat didn’t prevent Forde from […]

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Zach Spurns Pats For ‘Boys; Rex Signs With Bears

Mike Florio at PRO FOOTBALL TALK reports that Zach Thomas has agreed to a deal with the Dallas Cowboys that “carries a $1 million signing bonus and a $1 million base salary in 2008. Thomas also can earn up to $1 million in incentives. Though it’s technically a multi-year deal, the structure will make […]

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Lawyer: Clemens Now “Might” Have Been At Party

By now you know about Roger Clemens’ most desperate attempt to besmirch the credibility of Brian McNamee.

McNamee claimed in his deposition to federal investigators that Clemens had been at a party thrown by Jose Canseco in 1998. Clemens’ quickly disputed that he had attended the party, and tried to use his denial as a hot […]

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Tigers & Vols In Tennessee Tussle To Be Top Dog

The #1 & #2 teams in the nation will face off in a big intra-state showdown Saturday night. Surprisingly, it won’t feature Duke vs. North Carolina.

#1 Memphis host #2 Tennessee in an ESPN primetime showcase. The Tigers will be fighting to keep their undefeated season alive & gain some more respect, while the Vols are […]

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Hoosiers Boycott Fri. Practice Over Sampson Flap

Dan Dakich’s career is off to an ominous start. The INDIANAPOLIS STAR reports that six Indiana players didn’t show up for the interim coach’s first practice Friday afternoon.

The boycott - by D.J. White, Armon Bassett, Jordan Crawford, Jamarcus Ellis, DeAndre Thomas and Brandon McGee - was over Kelvin Sampson’s resignation, and the promotion of Dakich […]

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Photos: ESPN’s Jon Barry Drinks In Cuervo Girls

Jon Barry likely doesn’t remember this night from last summer. Between booze, a round of golf, more drink and the door prize drawing, it can be hard to keep track of what occurred at a golf outing.

But these Flickr photos show the ESPN NBA analyst might have forgotten his golf game, but he really enjoyed […]

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Female Reporter Suits Up w/Indoor Football Team

As the NFL Combine gets into full swing, practices are also starting up for some indoor football squads. And one female sports reporter is getting an in-depth look of the lesser-known leagues - by suiting up with a team.

The COLUMBUS (GA) LEDGER-ENQUIRER has the story on Rachel Baribeau, a reporter for local radio station WEAM […]

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