Mike & Mike Get In A Lather For Soap Opera Scene

• Mike Golic & Mike Greenberg bust their acting chops in “Guiding Light“:

Wonder if they’ll bring Dana Jacobson along to the Daytime Emmys?
• A-Rod is pumped at the thought of his daughters marrying Andy Pettitte.
• Knicks teammates Zach Randolph & Nate Robinson exchange words - then some water & towels.
• The […]

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We Always Get Bit By The Bottom Heavy Crop-off

The WASHINGTON POST reports that Caps’ star Alexander Ovechkin is apparently the “online dating type.”

WP: “The Capitals’ strapping superstar met his new girlfriend, a Moscow college student, on the Internet.“

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Police Poach Plates From Player’s Shaggin’ Wagon

Eric Byrnes’ road trip to spring training hit a snag, as the Diamondbacks outfielder had the license plates from his “Shaggin’ Wagon” removed.

The ARIZONA REPUBLIC reports that Byrnes was pulled over by police on Monday as he was heading for Tucson. They informed him that he was cruising in his tricked-out conversion van with suspended […]

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EA Sports Wants Costumed Critter On NCAA Cover

TROY NUNES IS AN ABSOLUTE MAGICIAN informs us that EA Sports is putting the cover for their next college football game up for public vote. And it’s not super seniors or fantastic freshmen they’re looking for, but school mascots.

Fans have a chance to decide which costumed character will be gracing the front of NCAA Football […]

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He Misremembered Appt. To Freshen Frosted Tips

The ORLANDO SENTINEL has the sad news that Roger Clemens won’t be participating in the “ESPN The Weekend festivities at Walt Disney World February 29-March 2 as previously scheduled.”

The network released a statement today that apparently came from Clemens: “Given some strong feelings in some circles today, I believe my current participation could be a […]

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