… Next up, someone sues Bill Belichick for pain and suffering over his offensive sideline ensembles.

• Amateur photos from SI swimsuit shoots uncover more evidence that the mag’s models are getting back to what readers really want.
• Kobe Bryant has decided to has decided to play through his pinkie pain.
• Can’t wait for the cross(dressing)-examinations: […]

We’re in Vegas at the moment, the site of last year’s NBA All-Star game. If you want to get a head-shake or a mean-face, bring that up to a local today. If you don’t know of what we speak, welcome back to Earth. We missed you.

We expect things to go damn well in New Orleans […]

We’re sure NASCAR executives trying to lock down deals with upscale advertisers will be pleased with the ORLANDO SENTINEL’s breakdown of the infield denizens attending this year’s Daytona 500:
John Parker, a St. Petersburg carpenter, and his friends sleep in tents and shower with water piped from a garbage can heated by a turkey fryer.

Hank […]

It’s not just senators who are up in arms about the Patriots’ cheating ways. The CINCINNATI ENQUIRER reports that because of Bill Belichick’s illegal videotaping, some fans & players from Super Bowl XXXVI are suing for a super refund.

A lawsuit was filed in New Orleans on Friday, claiming the illegal videotaping of a Rams walkthrough […]

The PITTSBURGH POST-GAZETTE reports that this whole “Spygate” business has gotten a bit personal for Arlen Specter, as the Pennsylvania senator says that the Patriots secretly videotaped coaches’ signals during four Steelers games.

Specter commented on the new revelations by saying, “I think Steelers fans have a lot to be concerned about this and I’m one […]