We’re always keeping an eye out for Montreal moochers pilfering purses.
• Ashley Judd really knows how to rev up the engines at Daytona:

• Heads up, Alfred Aboya! Or should that be - “Face Up”?
• Buffalo fans have seen Richard Zednik’s terrible throat slash before - when it happened to Sabres goalie Clint Malarchuk.

The NEW YORK TIMES highlights just how David Tyree’s life has changed, not because of a memorable Super Bowl catch, but from his time in jail on drug charges.

The New York Giants receiver was arrested in 2004 after police found half a pound of marijuana in his car. The arrest was the culmination of a […]

Will Leitch of DEADSPIN has a brief Q & A with the guy posting the Chris Berman videos on the internet.

It turns out he(?) is a disgruntled former co-worker of Berman booger, and the videos are his way of exacting revenge (and entertaining the giddy masses).
The best part of the visit: He/she said “if I […]

Michael Klein of the PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER revs up news that David Akers is suing a Florida car restorer for doing “shoddy work” on his Ford Mustang - including a $1,700 radar detector.

The Eagles kicker contends that Ronaele Inc. “applied a defective clear coat and improperly installed a high-performance exhaust system” to his Shelby GT500. He […]

The MIAMI HERALD reports that new Dolphins management continues to clean house, as the team has released nine players on Monday, including four veteran starters.

QB Trent Green, WR Marty Booker, OT L.J. Shelton & DT Keith Traylor were among those given the hook. New Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland said in a statement, “It’s especially difficult […]

Two Montreal Canadiens were arrested outside a Tampa nightclub early Monday morning - all because of a stolen purse.

The CBC reports that Ryan O’Byrne was charged with grand theft, while teammate Tom Kostopoulos was charged with resisting an officer. It all started when a woman at the Whiskey Park bar told security her purse was […]

• GOSSIP GIRLS leis down pics of Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson hanging loose in Hawaii for Pro Bowl Weekend:

Guess she’s not such a jinx after all.
• SIGNAL TO NOISE racks up the frequent flyer miles, as an Internet exec in Denver tries to coach a high school team in Virginia.
• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT discovers […]

Teddy Greenstein of the CHICAGO TRIBUNE reports that Charlie Weis is backtracking on his previous coaching approach now that the Irish program is in ashes.

Among other things, Weis plans to “meet with various alumni groups he has cheesed off with his arrogance. … he’ll use the extra time to make nice with Notre Dame’s […]

Jim Fassel snapped into Slim Jim (Zorn) to Clark Judge of CBSSports.com after getting jilted by Dan Snyder for the Redskins coaching job.

Fassel: “Someone said to me that Jim Zorn has three jobs he hasn’t done now. He’s a head coach, and he’s never done it. He’s an offensive coordinator, and he’s never done it. […]

Chris Zelkovich of the TORONTO STAR reports today that NBC is seriously considering “a 10-episode sports reality show that will give the winners a shot at competing in the U.S. championships and even going to the 2010 Olympics.”

Of course, the whole point of the show is to promote the net’s future coverage of the Olympics. […]