We can be serious: John McEnroe needs a ticket & a cab - and a friend.
• Baby Boss Hank Steinbrenner declares war on Red Sox Nation:

• Michigan’s women’s basketball coach is not too pleased in the post-game.
• No noose is good noose outside Kelly Tilghman’s old house.
• One Arizona fan tries to cool off […]

100% INJURY RATE needs a drink, as Beijing will be closing down some popular bars & restaurants before and during the Olympics.

(SbB girl Hillary serving up some fun at the Las Vegas Hooters)
Citing security concerns, authorities are boarding up some of the eateries & nightclubs located at Beijing Workers Stadium, where some of the Olympic […]

Kyle Hightower of the ORLANDO SENTINEL reports that cable viewers in central Florida may end up missing out on March Madness.

NCAA Tournament fans could become the latest victims in an ongoing dispute between Orlando CBS affiliate WMKG and cable provider Bright House Networks.

Henry Abbott of ESPN’s TRUE HOOP notices a tasty trend when it comes to NBA players putting on the feedbag. More often than not, the big guys like to chow down at the Cheesecake Factory.

What is it about the restaurant chain that’s such a big hit with the NBA crowd? And is the popularity […]

You may have heard or seen this week that the commissioners of the major professional sports leagues were back in front of Congress (again?!) to try to explain what their leagues were doing to control the use of steroids and other PEDs.

One of the “commissioners” invited to speak was the WWE’s Vince McMahon. That apparently […]

• YOU BEEN BLINDED scratches up this classic ESPN commercial featuring the Red Sox & Yankees cockfighting:

• CNBC’s Darren Rovell hoops it up with the Harlem Globetrotters - by hitting the court as a Washington General.
• The NEW YORK POST’s PAGE SIX briefs us that Tom Brady may soon be showing off in Calvin Klein […]

Michael David Smith of FANHOUSE has the find of the day, pointing us to 16-year-old Ohio high school wrestler Dustin Carter. Carter is 41-2 and getting set to compete in the Ohio state quarterfinals this year.
He also had both arms and legs amputated when he was five.

As we get ready for another summer of the grand ol’ game, BASEBALL CRANK posts about what we really only care about this season: the current best and worst minor league baseball prospect names.

Of course, we gravitate to the worst (funniest) names, and there are some bad (good) ones in there. #2 on the list […]

Right now we’re sitting in JFK airport, drinking bottled water we just paid $4.75 for, so we really do need some cheering up.
Thank goodness for Miguel Batista.

The SEATTLE TIMES has a piece on the eclectic Mariner pitcher’s offseason endeavors, which included obsessing our favorite player on that celebrity golf tour thing: Kenny G.

It turns out that it’s not just Brent Musburger who is stalking a certain sideline reporter, I will leave it to THE BIG LEAD to draw connections between Erin Andrews and the comely Nicole Manske.

Before we discuss Ms. Manske further, we just realized we’ve reaching our Erin Andrews quota for the day, so we assure […]