After the Miami Heat snapped their 15-game losing streak against the Indiana Pacers last Saturday, WAXY-AM in Miami recorded a highly amusing yet unreported comment from Dwyane Wade.

Wade Audio: “It felt like when I was sixteen years old, when I lost my virginity.”
What a coincidence. Heat season ticket holders have felt violated themselves all season.
We’d […]

Michael Rand of the MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE squeezes out some numbers on Bill Belichick that will no doubt now be echoing over late night sports radio this week:

• Belichick was 36-44 with the Browns.
• The Patriots were 5-11 in 2000, Belichick’s first year, sans Tom Brady. And they lost their first game in 2001, […]

Brian Dohn of the LOS ANGELES DAILY NEWS reports the sad news that “long-time UCLA assistant coach and current assistant director of academic services Ed Kezirian is retiring. He was a 13-year assistant coach under Terry Donahue, and served as the interim coach for the Bruins in the 2002 Las Vegas Bowl after coach Bob […]

Greg Oden was the guest of honor for a big birthday bash last Friday night. Too bad he couldn’t go.

The PORTLAND OREGONIAN reports that the Blazers rookie had to miss out on the scheduled celebration held at the Roseland Theater. Over 800 attendees paid the $15 cover to partake in the music and intake in […]

SI NBA writer Marty Burns (via SBD) reports that the Portland Trail Blazers recently sent out a special edition iPod nano or “iRoys” to “60 or so ’select national and local media’ members.”

With the move, the club was looking to buy coverage promote Portland guard Brandon Roy for the NBA All-Star Game in New Orleans.
Burns, […]

• BUSTED COVERAGE looks over one piece of eye candy hoping to make a hefty profit attending this year’s Super Bowl parties.

• DEADSPIN’s Will Leitch could use the lovely lady above as his ticket into some Super shindigs of his own.
• MJD of YAHOO! SPORTS gives the over/under on how many ridiculous Big Game bets […]

BLOG OF HILARITY finds some of the “useful stuff” that’s touted in the latest issue of MENS HEALTH:

UFC welterweight champ Matt Serra advises readers on how to win a bar fight. Hey, if it helps deal with these guys, then we’re all for it.

Bruce Garrioch of the TORONTO SUN has what we hope is an erroneous report. Apparently the NHL is considering completely cancelling the league’s all-star game.

Excerpt:”Though cancelling the game seems a little harsh, there are proponents of that route in the NHL headquarters. At the very least, it would appear the skills competition is going to […]

Ol’ reliable Barry Jackson of the MIAMI HERALD notes that “Dwyane Wade was celebrating his 26th birthday with about 20 family members at DeVito South Beach when an unidentified Canadian man approached general manager Chris Cuomo and asked to meet Wade in exchange for paying half of Wade’s $4,500 bill. Wade had the fan sent […]

Michael David Smith of AOL Fanhouse watched Dana Jacobson’s return to ESPN’s morning show “First Take” and reports that she seemed slightly miffed at how her rant was reported. With the emphasis on slightly.

“I want to once again say how truly sorry I am for my poor choices and bad judgment,” Jacobson said. “I’ve taken […]