Anthony Stalter at SCORES REPORT tips us off on the crazy girlfriend of Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Cedrick Wilson, who was cuffed and stuffed Sunday after a nearly 12-hour standoff with police.

WHPT-TV in Pittsburgh reports “the girlfriend of Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Cedrick Wilson is expected to be arraigned today on charges stemming from what […]

Earlier today we posted on hypocrisy of Dwight Howard’s devout christian brethren mindlessly continuing to embrace him after he had a child out of wedlock.

But after seeing photos of his baby momma, a former Orlando Magic cheerleader named Royce Reed, we now completely understand Howard’s break with the Lord. (Pointer from INSIDE HOOPS)

We think we’ve found the media’s designated goto quote for the Super Bowl: Laurence Maroney.

An hour-long sitdown between ESPN’s Emmitt Smith and Maroney would provide the funniest television this side of Neil Everett’s latest on-set ensemble.
(Video via AWFUL ANNOUNCING)

The LONDON TIMES reports that Glazer family-owned Manchester United is set to play an exhibition game tonight in Saudi Arabia which will net the club nearly $2M. The match at the 65,000-seat King Fahd Stadium sold out three days after tickets went on sale.
By scheduling the game in the middle of the team’s already-packed regular […]

HOT FOOT BLOG, via DEADSPIN, has the reason we should look to mid-’80s movies for guidance in NFL handicapping:

Speaking of ’80s movies, no matter how hard we tried, we couldn’t find anything about the Bolts-Pats game, except for this:

Subtitle: “The Philip Rivers story“

The BOSTON HERALD reminds us why we absolutely adore Dane “I’m getting fat so I’ll grow a beard” Cook. He was somehow allowed on the field before the Pats-Bolts game:

(Cook flanked by Nick Bakay look-alike contest winner)
“Dane Cook, wearing a beard and a snorkel jacket for the 9-degree wind chill, flew in for the championship […]

The ORLANDO SENTINEL has the inevitable follow-up piece to noted theologian Dwight Howard having a child out of wedlock.
Howard, who has claimed to be devoutly religious his entire life, said when he was drafted, “Character has been in me, the way I am. I’m not going to change because I have money.”

More: “He has spoken […]

Last night these young ladies appeared in sub-zero temperatures at Lambeau Field during the Giants-Packers Fox Telecast (Joe Buck hasn’t been that excited at Lambeau since Randy Moss bared his behind):

(No, Yes, Yes)
MAXIM magazine has already sent out an APB for trio. Funny, the mag didn’t do the same for these lovelies:

Maxim has done this […]

On a blustery Sunday night in northeast Wisconsin, it was third Tynes the charm for the New York Football Giants. We imagine Seinfeld fan Eli Manning gave this post-game greeting to Brett Favre:

“No Soup-er Bowl for You!“
Guess Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila’s cinema inspiration didn’t work. While the Green Bay Packers feel blue about their season suddenly ceasing, […]

Some Utah busybodies have their panties in a bunch over the scantily-clad hardbodies shown at a couple of local gyms.

The DESERET MORNING NEWS reports that a collection of prudish residents and student groups have petitioned the Gold’s Gyms in Provo & Orem to change their videos on display - claiming that some of their in-house […]