• DEADSPIN can’t hold in news of Kansas State’s Bill Walker finding relief courtside. And INTENTIONAL FOUL finds moving pictures of the peeing (watch the lower left):

• Is there something we don’t know? AWFUL ANNOUNCING points out that Tom Brady is in the running for Esquire’s Sexiest Woman alive.
• ALL BALLS gets down with their […]

NO DALLAS DIVORCE COURT FOR DEARLY DEPARTED NASH: Ever notice how celebrities and politicians loosen up when they talk to overseas media - as if no one stateside will find out what they said? Steve Nash may have made the same misjudgement with the LONDON TIMES.

In a Q&A, Nash told the Times he’d consider going […]

SOMEONE BRAGGING ABOUT #21′S WEALTH LED TO CRIME? The MIAMI HERALD reports “Miami-Dade detectives have detained two teenagers and a man in his 20s in Lee County for questioning in the death of Washington Redskins football star Sean Taylor. Investigators believe the young men learned of Taylor’s house through someone who unwittingly set up the […]

NOW IF ONLY HE COULD’VE SAVED US FROM GODFATHER III The MIAMI HERALD reports that the girlfriend of Sean Taylor, who survived the shooting that resulted in Taylor’s death, is the niece of actor Andy Garcia.

Jacqueline Garcia survived the attack on Taylor that left him dead. The couple’s daughter also made it through unscathed, […]

CNN SEAN TAYLOR GRAPHIC GAFFE RANKLES HUGO CHAVEZ VOICE OF AMERICA reports that Venezuela’s garden variety mass murderer, Hugo Chavez, “has called for an investigation into U.S.-based CNN, saying the news network was seeking his assassination after its Spanish-language channel ran an image of him next to a caption that read, ‘Who killed him?’”

CNN later […]

KNICKS KNACKED & PADDY-WHACKED BY 45 IN BEANTOWN: If the New York Knicks have indeed become a circus, last night’s game was the Grand Finale:

Isiah’s team was destroyed by Boston 104-59 on Thursday night. A last-second half-court 3 from Nate Robinson kept New York from setting a team record for lowest score ever. The […]

TUBERVILLE RUMORED TO BE RAZORBACKS’ NEXT COACH: Arkansas didn’t have to go far to nab its next football coach. They didn’t even have to leave the conference:

KNWA-TV reports that Auburn’s Tommy Tuberville will become the next Razorbacks coach. Sources are telling the station that the Tigers’ coach will soon be leaving one SEC […]

FAT CHANCE TO SEE PATS CHANCE AT 16-0 ON REGULAR TV: If you think having tonight’s Cowboys-Packers game on the NFL Network is annoying, you ain’t seen nothing…yet.

Checking the channel’s remaining schedule, the network’s last televised game of the season is the New York Giants facing off against the New England Patriots.The same Pats that […]

CONFUSED COPS HOLD HOCKEY PLAYER AS RECENT ROBBER A Chicago Blackhawks player out for a jog was stopped by the cops, after being mistaken for a robbery suspect:

The CHICAGO TRIBUNE reports that Tuomo Ruutu was held by police Tuesday in suburban Bensenville. Ruutu’s black running outfit and hat were similar in description to a […]

OSBORNE PICKS BEST MAN FOR NEBRASKA JOB - HIMSELF: The good Doctor Tom Osborne believes that if you want something done right, do it yourself:

The OMAHA WORLD-HERALD snaps news that the interim Nebraska athletic director has named himself interim head football coach for the Huskers.The move enables Osborne to recruit away from campus, and allows […]