OASIS A**HOLE NOEL HAS MANU’S ROONEY FEELING BLUE: In case you don’t know, there is actually another Premier League team in Manchester, England, besides Manchester United. Crosstown Manchester City has long been a downtrodden little brother to the Red Devils, so when Man City fans can let Man U have it, they take full advantage.

That […]

NOTED: “JUICE TRAIN” NOT FANS OF ILLINOIS QB WILLIAMS: Jamie Mottram of MISTER IRRELEVANT shows us why folks in DC often pray for rain - ACCUWEATHERS’s Jim Kosek:

Highlight: “The storm system that DROPS A JUICE TRAIN ON TOP OF US!” (helpful hint - make sure volume is DOWN)

ADDING “D” ONTO “FIRE” FOR ANNOUNCER ERIC WYNALDA: Give soccer broadcaster Eric Wynalda his due, he’s very, very consistent.

After proclaiming during an interview that “Jim Rome can suck my d—!” and then following that up with a fake apology, AWFUL ANNOUNCING scares up another gem from him last night while announcing the MLS game […]

“RED SOX NATION” PROFESSOR WORRIED ABOUT WINNING: The LEWISTON (ME) SUN-JOURNAL reports that a professor who previously taught a course called “Red Sox Nation” at Bates College, Margaret Creighton, is worried about the effects on Red Sox fans if the club wins another World Series.

Creighton: “It’s really quite jarring for Red Sox fans now to […]

BULLDOZER DIGGING UP WRIGLEY FIELD “HIT SOMETHING”: The CHICAGO TRIBUNE has details of the Cubs digging up the playing surface at Wrigley Field this week to install a new drainage system: “One of the bulldozer drivers tearing up the infield grass Thursday was forced to come to a complete stop between home plate and first […]

• We mentioned earlier how Brady Quinn had to don a USC jersey after losing a bet. Now, IRISH TROJAN IN TENNESSEE has video proof of the QB’s cringing clothing change:

• Coloradoans take note: RIVALFISH cowboys up to present their top 10 reasons to hate Red Sox fans.• Ray Ratto of CBS SPORTSLINE has […]

BOSTON TEAMS WICKED HOT IN RULING THE SPORTS ROOST: There must be something in the chowder.

Many fans have the whites of their eyes set on Beacon Hill, as the Boston area currently rules the sports roost.First, you have Tom Brady seducing supermodels while leading the New England Patriots to a perfect NFL record. And […]

KU TRIES TO ROCK-CHAWK TO BEST START IN 100 YEARS: Mark Mangino is living large, both literally and figuratively. The carb-loaded coach has Kansas perched at a 7-0 record this season. And with a win Saturday at Texas A&M, the Jayhawks can have their first 8-0 start in almost a century:

KDFA-TV passes along an […]