Iverson Injured In Practice - What We Talkin’ ‘Bout

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SI Caption Refers To Manny Ramirez as Manny Ortiz

SI PHOTO CAPTION NOT A CASE OF MANNY BEING MANNY: Just like YAHOO!, it appears that SPORTS ILLUSTRATED is also in dire need of copy editors:

Unless Manny & David decided to tie the knot, which is okay in Massachusetts, with the former Mr. Ramirez taking Big Papi’s surname.For further fun, Tom Verducci adds another unintentional […]

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Dad Of USC QB Sanchez Fighting San Diego Wildfires

MARK SANCHEZ’S FATHER FIGHTING SAN DIEGO WILDFIRES: Jason King of Yahoo Sports (via RUMORS AND RANTS) reports that the father of USC QB Mark Sanchez, Nick, is currently fighting the Southern California wildfires.

Just 48 miles from the USC practice fields where Mark gets ready for Oregon this Saturday, father Nick, a captain with the Orange […]

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Michael Vick Buys Luxury Condo In South Beach

WE’RE ASSUMING THEY HAVE A REASONABLE PET DEPOSIT: The NEW YORK POST’s PAGE SIX reports today that despite his financial woes, Michael Vick has somehow raised the cash to buy “a pricey pad in the luxurious Philippe Starck high-rise Icon South Beach.“

Dwyane Wade also lives in the building, and Shaq apparently has a girlfriend […]

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Bears Super Bowl Champ Clothes Sent To Africa

• DEADSPIN discovers where all the pre-printed apparel of championship losers ends up:

Bet the youngsters in Senegal can’t wait for their 2007 Colorado Rockies World Series shirts to show up!• RUMORS AND RANTS knows USC QB Mark Sanchez is feeling the heat, but it’s nothing compared to what his dad is facing in battling SoCal […]

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Pro Lacrosse League Is Back In Business After Season Cancelation

TORONTO ROCK WILL ROLL; LACROSSE LEAGUE IS BACK ON: We can all breathe a sigh of relief now, as the National Lacrosse League looks ready to get back in business:

CBC SPORTS sticks us the news that a new deal between the NLL and its players was reached on Wednesday, a week after the pro lacrosse […]

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Yahoo Sports Thinks The Los Angeles Kings Play Basketball

YAHOO SPORTS THINKS RON ARTEST IS A HOCKEY PLAYER: Who are the yahoos running YAHOO SPORTS? First, they thought the NFL’s Texans were still in Dallas. And now comes this latest gem of a goof-up:

Um, that should be Sacramento Kings.But we can see the confusion with the NHL squad. Both teams are from […]

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Peyton Manning and Tom Brady Aiming To Be First NFL QBs To Beat 31 Teams

MANNING & BRADY RACE TO BE 1ST TO BEAT 31 NFL TEAMS: A week before their big matchup, Tom Brady and Peyton Manning are battling for bragging rights to another NFL record - the first QB to beat 31 teams:

The CANADIAN PRESS tosses us news that both Brady and Manning can meet the historic mark […]

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Clint Hurdle Needs a Little Pepto-Bismol Right Now

*FOR IMMEDIATE DELIVERY*Shipment: 1 case (cs) of Pepto-BismolAddress: 4 Yawkey Way, Boston, MA 02215

Attention: Clint Hurdle

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