FIRES EXTINGUISH SAN DIEGO STATE-BYU FOOTBALL GAME: With wildfires burning all around, the Chargers aren’t the only football team affected by the hazardous conditions:

The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports that San Diego State’s upcoming home game against BYU will be postponed. The Aztecs were to face the Cougars on Saturday at Qualcomm Stadium, but the Mountain […]

PEYTON BACKING EX-VOLS TEAMMATE HELTON IN SERIES: Todd Helton has finally made it to the World Series, and has Peyton Manning to thank.
The Colorado Rockies first baseman has a big fan in Indy, as the Colts QB is cheering on his old college teammate to win the World Series.

GO VOLS EXTRA provides photogenic proof of […]

TOM CRUISE WANTS A PLAY DATE WITH DAVID BECKHAM: It’s been a rough year for David Beckham. Comes all the way to L.A. to play, and he gets hurt halfway through. Now that the season’s over, what’s a famous soccer star to do?

Tom Cruise has the answer!
THE SUPERFICIAL buddies up with the batsh*t-crazy […]

NFL FASHION POLICE HELPING KEEP UNIFORMS UNIFORM: The NFL wants its players to look good, and its up to men like Raymond Clayborn to make it so:

The HOUSTON CHRONICLE dresses down the the league’s clothing policy with Clayborn, a former DB who makes sure the Texans look A-OK come game time.
Clayborn arrives at Reliant Stadium […]

VICK HALLOWEEN DISPLAY RAISING HELL WITH RESIDENTS: Michael Vick was spotted hanging around a Tennessee home recently, and the neighbors aren’t too happy about it:

WLBZ of Bangor, ME, has the bone-chilling news of a Halloween display causing local residents to raise hell.
Richard Hardaway has hung up three bodies from a tree outside his Madison, TN, […]

• WITH LEATHER plays it safe, as Brazilian soccer stud Robinho requested 40 condoms for a night’s performance:

• BLOGCRITICS keep the faith, as they reason why God wants the Colorado Rockies to win.
• MR. IRRELEVANT shows us how they get their jollies in Jacksonville. (Video possibly NSFW, but it was broadcast by ESPN. Tell […]

SAN ANTONIO NOW LAST PLACE THAT CARES ABOUT IRISH? The SOUTH BEND TRIBUNE has the news today that, much like Charlie Weis’ Subway punch card, NBC’s ratings for Notre Dame football are at an all-time low.

We all know why the Irish have endured the least viewership in the 17-year partnership between the school and network, […]

LONDON OLYMPIC PLAN FOR 1M VISITORS HAS NO PARKING: AROUND THE RINGS reports that London Olympic officials in charge of staging the 2012 Summer Olympics today unveiled the transportation plan for the nearly one million daily visitors to Olympic venues.

The plan “reveals virtually no parking at Olympic venues and calls for all spectators and most […]

GILBERTBURGERS TO MAKE A COMEBACK IN MILWAUKEE?: Former Green Bay Packer Gilbert Brown will once again be prowling the sidelines:

WBAY-TV reports that Brown will be named the new head coach of the Milwaukee Bonecrushers of the Continental Indoor Football League.
Brown spent 10 seasons on the Packers’ D-Line, throwing his 300-lb weight around in two Super […]

FIRST GOD, NOW RUDY SUDDENLY AGAINST THE ROCKIES: Slowly but surely, we’re realizing why former New York Mayor Rudy Guiliani has enjoyed a stellar political career and might be just be our next president.

The BOSTON GLOBE gives us another clue today, reporting that the Yankees #1 fan said today in Boston (while wearing a red […]