COMING SOON TO THE HUSTLER MEGASTORE NEAREST YOU: The COLUMBIA (SC) STATE newspaper has a creepy fun online feature that should keep South Carolina fans occupied for hours (and Clemson fans for days):

Next up: The Mark Mangino blow up doll, for all you aspiring sumos:

USC TROJANS THINK NEXT TIME, THEY’LL TAKE THE TRAIN: These are not fun times to be in South Bend - especially for teams flying in:

The LOS ANGELES TIMES reports USC’s charter flight went through some rough bumps when approaching South Bend Regional Airport on Thursday night. The Trojans were coming to town to face […]

DALLAS DUMBASSES FUMBLE OFF COWBOYS.COM DOMAIN: America’s Team made an A-1 online error, as the Dallas Cowboys botched a chance to buy their namesake website:

SbBer Brad tosses us to TOUCHDOWN.ORG, who directs us to the binary buffoonery over on DOMAIN NAME NEWS, where the football franchise fumbled away a chance to increase their online fortunes.
The […]

BRADY FANS CAN NOW BE PAMPERED IN PINK PATS WEAR: And now a little something for the ladies. For those female football fans who are into dreamy QB Tom Brady, they can now get *into* Brady - or at least his Sunday work clothes:

The NFL SHOP is selling something called a “Vibrant” Jersey, a unique […]

CINCY QB CARSON KNOWS PALMER NEEDS TO BE CALMER: Carson Palmer is feeling a little bit on edge these days:

The CANADIAN PRESS tempers the news of the Bengals QB blowing up a bit in recent games. Slogging through a 1-4 season will usually cause the claws to come out.
During a loss to the Patriots, […]

NFL PROPOSES PRO BOWL BE PLAYED BEFORE SUPER BOWL: NFL commish Roger Goodell certainly likes to tinker with his league. Recently, he entertained proposals of shipping the Super Bowl to London. Now, he’s thinking of moving the Pro Bowl to an earlier date - like the week before the Big Game:

YAHOO! SPORTS rearranges […]

• Looks like they found Jenn’s replacement: SPORTS MEDIA WATCH knows that SPORTS ILLUSTRATED can’t stop Dan Patrick, they can only hope to contain him:

• Speaking of Miss Sterger, now that the Bulls have been skewered, we hope Florida Atlantic is ready to Cowgirl Up.• DEADSPIN twirls us this rant by THIGHS WIDE SHUT on […]