• BALLSIEST sheds a tear over this screenshot of ESPN’s web page - not because of the sad story, but of the heinous headline:

• DUMP DORRELL is gaining support for their crusade of Coach Karl’s ouster - this time from the Worldwide Leader’s Pat Forde.• Seems like a lot of people are afraid to hurt […]

TONS O’ TOOTHPICKS PRESENT PROBLEM FOR PIGSKIN PLAY: A football team had to pick a new place to play after their field was covered with picks - and that’s the tooth:

WNEM in Saginaw, MI, reports how Tawas High School couldn’t host a scheduled game on Friday because their field was littered with toothpicks. And it […]

PATS JABS JUST LATEST FOR ROARING TWENTIES REPORTER: By now, most folks are aware of a 1920s reporter sneaking in to the Patriots’ press coference after they carved up the Cowboys. The man in a Walter Winchell voice questioned both coach and star QB in his own unique & antique way:

Bill Belichick responded to the […]

RILED-UP RED SOX FANS DEFACING GAGNE ON FACEBOOK: Red Sox Nation is going through a slight depression, now that Boston is behind 2-1 in the ALCS. Lots of fans are blaming Eric Gagne, who helped open the floodgates of the Indians’ 7-run 11th inning in Game 2.

As a result, SPORTSBLAHG has discovered many groups […]

• JOE SPORTS FAN sees the Colorado Rockies’ miracle run ending the only way it can - with a crappy movie starring Drew Barrymore:

• Stay out of granny’s drawers! Headline flashed in the HARTFORD COURANT: “Panty Raid Wins Spinster Stakes”
• TENNIS SERVED FRESH wants to know if court comedian Nole Djokovic should go with a […]

#2 MORE CONSIDERED ABOUT PITCH, CATCH THAN LADIES?: The NEW YORK POST has a story this morning that seems to validate Derek Jeter’s sexual prowess.

Page Six reports that early Sunday morning there were “two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter’s penthouse and were then charged […]

MORENO FAKES OUT FANS WITH BOGUS STONEMAN MOVE: You probably don’t care about the Anaheim Angels. Here in Los Angeles, north of the Orange (County) Curtain, we don’t either. But as Dodger faithful, we did get a good piece of news today:

The LOS ANGELES TIMES and ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER have apparently bought into a shell […]

PLAYER SOURCE - O.J. MAYO BROKE USC TEAMMATE’S JAW: USC designated sh**-stirrer (we love it!) Scott Wolf of the L.A. DAILY NEWS takes time out of skewering USC Football’s “Caesar’s Club” to inform us on O.J. Mayo’s (inevitable) first run-in with a teammate at USC.

Excerpt: “USC coach Tim Floyd said he met with guards O.J. […]

MARK IT DOWN CUBAN - BEING AN A**HOLE DOESN’T PAY: Sweet Feathery Jesus, we are truly sick of Mark Cuban. But apparently we are in the minority, as FORTUNE recently gave us another profile of the Broadcast.com billionaire.

In the piece, Cuban touts his HDNet cable venture to Fortune’s Devin Leonrd, claiming it could be more […]

THAT SHOULD KEEP HIM OUT OF THE GULAG FOR FEW DAYS: The only good thing to come out of Venezuela since, well, we don’t know when:

Jose Manuel Rey scores from near-midfield on a free kick against Ecuador last Sunday. It’s a good thing Hugo Chavez wasn’t at the game, otherwise Rey would’ve surely missed wide, […]