GRANT FUHR’S GOT IT BAD FOR GOOD CHARLOTTE & DYLAN: Always wondered what the Great One had going on in his iPod while on the ice? Well, wonder no more!

The Phoenix Coyotes are teaming with iTunes to offer up “Coyotes Trax”. The joint effort allows fans and curious visitors alike to check out […]

‘IDIOT KICKER’ TRYING TO SHOW SMART LEG TO N’AWLINS: They’re still plenty of work to do in New Orleans. Yeah, much of the city is still in shambles from Hurricane Katrina, but we’re talking about more important issues - like the Saints’ kicking game:

TSN reports up to 7 unemployed kickers showed up this week […]

THEISMANN NOT LIKING WHAT MNF HAS BECOME W/O HIM: There’s still plenty of sour grapes from Joe Theismann, as he wines about his booting from the Worldwide Leader:

After brushing over the boredom of TBS’s baseball boys, THE MIAMI HERALD catches up with Jobless Joe. Since having his contract bought out by ESPN, Theismann said […]

• DEADSPIN can hard-ly wait for the NBA season to start, as Doc Rivers looks excited to be coaching the Celtics:

• NATION OF ISLAM SPORTSBLOG knows every answer is IMPORTANT!, as they interview Stephen A. Smith.
• HOME RUN DERBY is juuust a bit outside, as they present Game 4 of the Indians-Yankees series, as called […]

TAKES A LOT OF GREEN TO ENJOY THESE FANTASY GREENS: Even wanted to live the life of a golf star like Phil Mickelson & John Daly, but figured you weren’t in good enough shape? Well, as long as your wallet is healthy, you can now eat, sleep and swing like the pros do!

THESTREET.COM birdies […]

ANOTHER PHILLY FLYER SUSPENDED THIS SEASON FOR HIT: Looks like the Broad Street Bullies are back in town.

YAHOO! SPORTS reports another Philadelphia Flyer has gotten in trouble with the NHL for too much rough stuff. During the preseason, Steve Downie was given an indefinite suspension for Flying into the Senators’ Dean McAmmond with both feet […]

WOULD SECRET SbB GIRLS EMAILS HELP PAY FOR OUR SITE? These probably won’t last long (we’re certainly not going to host them), but here’s a link to a sampling of the secret “VIP” newsletters containing off-the-record info about the Aggies that Head Coach Dennis Franchione sent out to Texas A&M chronic gamblers boosters.

RUDY GIULIANI MAY HAVE LOCKED UP THE NBA FAN VOTE: A caller today to the Jim Rome radio show on the L.A. Clippers’ current elder statesman: “Sam ‘Partial-Birth Abortion’ Cassell“.

Rome responded to the outed Mitch Kupchak Kool-Aid drinker with the understatement of the century: “Not cool.“

ROCKET LIGHTER FLUID GOES FROM MOUND TO BACKYARD?: The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS reports that the wife of Roger Clemens is ready to permanently ground The Rocket.

While Clemens yesterday “was noncommittal when asked if he would play next season,” his wife - not so much. Debbie Clemens to KRIV-TV in Houston: “I think he’s ready […]

FORMER GOPHER COACH SUES U. OVER FINANCIAL HOLE: The MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE reports that Jimmy Williams recently quit his job as assistant basketball coach at Oklahoma State, sold his home and moved to Minneapolis to take a similar position with the Univ. of Minnesota under Tubby Smith.
One small detail: He hadn’t been hired yet.

Smith offered Williams […]