“STREAKS” NIP H.S. STUDENTS DESIRE TO STRIP AT GAMES: BIG TEN TAILGATE notifies us that school officials at Sandusky (OH) High School have officially readied their application for the Irony Hall of Fame.

The school, nicknamed the “Streaks” recently ruled that students were not allowed to attend school-sponsored sporting events without wearing shirts.

The rule was put […]

WANNA WATCH STU? THEN HOLD OFF ON THAT MCGRIDDLE: MISTER IRRELEVANT has the highlight of our day, something called “Poetry JAM(!)” on ESPN (the only consolation was the romanticized stylings of Stuart Scott as host):

OK, maybe not.

LA TIMES, ARIZONA REPUBLIC PUBLISH SbB EAGLES STORY: Today the LOS ANGELES TIMES published our exclusive report yesterday that there’s a 90% chance The Eagles will headline next year’s Super Bowl halftime:

Late yesterday the ARIZONA REPUBLIC published our piece. Expect more and more main print media to pick up the story over time.

There’s been no […]

MIZZOU QB CALLS HUSKER DEFENSE “LIKE HIGH SCHOOL“: The COLUMBIA (MO) TRIBUNE reports this week that “on nearly every one of Missouri’s offensive snaps Saturday, Nebraska was content rushing quarterback Chase Daniel with a three-man front.

“Daniel wasn’t sacked on 47 pass attempts and recalled just one time he was hit. He completed 33 of those […]

HURRICANE HOOPS HOPES TO BRING BEACH TO STUDENTS: How do you get more people to show up to your school’s basketball games? Three words: Bikini-Clad Coeds:

MIAMI SPORTS BLOG tips us the news that the University of Miami wants to bring some fun & sun to their basketball games this year.The plan is to turn the […]

• THE HECKLER gets writers’ cramp, as Carlos Zambrano will be signing copies of his new book during the the Cubs pitcher’s special day:

• FAN NATION gets Rocky Mountain high, as Sam Cassell wants to sign with Denver, in order to pick up some of George Karl’s coaching tips.
• PGA.COM has the heartwarming tale of […]

REDSKIN SMOOT NOT MOOT ABOUT VALENTINO ALTER-EGO: A Fred Smoot by any other name would score chicks just as sweet:

DC SPORTS BOG has the scoop on the Redskins DB’s Italian alter-ego. When Smoot is not smiting wide receivers, he’s charming the ladies with his off-field mackin’ moniker: Johann Cavalli Valentino.
But teammate Carlos Rogers is […]

W/CUBS EXIT, CUBAN DANCES OVER TO RED SOX NATION: After his beloved snake-bit Cubbies had slithered out of the playoffs, Mark Cuban has danced his way onto the Red Sox bandwagon:

The BOSTON HERALD caught up with the Maverick owner, who said that all his teams were already out of the MLB postseason. But the “Dancing […]