IF MARK MCGRATH REPORTS IT, THEN YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE: The TV Show EXTRA reports on its website today that Shaunie Nelson is trying to salvage her marriage to Shaq.

Nelson recently filed a motion in divorce court, in response to papers filed earlier by Shaq, in which “she denies that their marriage has been irretrievably […]

BONDS’ OLD, BEAT PIECE NOW HAS EVERYONE POPPING UP: The nudie photos of Barry Bonds’ former beat piece Kimberly Bell are out:

If you want to see them in all their airbrushed, NSFW glory, THE BIG LEAD has a link to a link to a link … you get the picture.

TIGER WOODS BOGEYS ON BABY DAUGHTER’S BAPTISM: Tiger Woods may or may not have sold his soul to the devil to achieve such great success, but the golfer may be going to hell, anyway, after skipping out on his baby’s baptism:

YOU BEEN BLINDED reports how Woods missed out on the sacred celebration for his daughter […]

FASTING FOOTBALL TEAM TASTES VICTORY IN UPSET WIN:
A high school football team enjoyed the sweet taste of victory last weekend, after fasting for the month:

The DETROIT FREE-PRESS reports on how Fordson High School in Dearborn, MI, was able to defeat their crosstown rival Dearborn High 16-14 on Friday. The win was quite remarkable, considering […]

COACH FAILS TO FOIL FIELD GOAL WITH LAST-SECOND T.O.: The 3rd time wasn’t a charm for Bills coach Dick Jauron, as a timeout trick tried twice before by other coaches didn’t work out at Ralph Wilson Stadium:

As most of the country watched the Yankees lose (oh, and the Indians win), the Dallas Cowboys were lining […]

Next stop for Joe Torre:

• Scott Wolf of INSIDE USC asks if the Trojans should give up the Booty for the dirty Sanchez:

• Speaking of the men from Troy, CONSTRUDA finds one sad consequence of Stanford’s shocker: the Booties4Booty site is no longer relevant.
• The SOUTH AFRICA INDEPENDENT ONLINE laces up their jogging shoes, as they hope it’s all […]

RED SOX ROOTING FOR THE YANKEES….WAIT, WHAAAT???: In a world where Stanford can beat USC, and Michigan can lose to a 1-AA school, can it also be possible for the Boston Red Sox to root for the Yankees?

MSNBC senses some silliness from the Sox, but the Fenway folks are hoping the other AL divisional series […]