TICKETMASTER TRIES TO TORPEDO EXCITEMENT OVER USF: Ticketmaster is up to its evil ways again, as the satanic stub seller had recently thrown South Florida fans into a Bull-rush panic:

BAY NEWS 9 in Tampa serves up some spam, as the ticket broker sent out an erroneous email on Monday about this Saturday’s USF football game. […]

POST-GAME WANG DANCE LEAKED FROM SPORTS NETWORK: A Manly rugby player was a little too manly for TV, as cameras caught his full monty during an interview:

The SYDNEY DAILY TELEGRAPH reports that a Fox Sports video crew got a glance of Michael Robertson gyrating his genitals while a teammate was being interviewed.
Originally, the dirty dance […]

YAHOO REPORTS HOUSTON NFL TEAM AS ‘DALLAS TEXANS’: Apparently, YAHOO! SPORTS needs an upgrade to their NFL Media Guide:

They refer to the Houston pro squad as the DALLAS Texans - a team that hasn’t been seen since 1962.
Later in the same article, coach Gary Kubiak is referred to as “Kubian”. We’re sure the […]

BOBCATS BRINGING IN BUCKS WITH COURTSIDE SEATING: You’d think a team ranked 4th-worst in league attendance would have trouble selling additional seats. But you’d be wrong.

SPORTS BUSINESS DAILY purchases news that the Charlotte Bobcats have created 8 more courtside seats to let fans enjoy the sights & sounds & smells of NBA action up-close.
The […]

“DON’T TASE ME, JOE!” - PATERNO ACCUSED OF ROAD RAGE: The Joe Paterno stalkers at BLACK SHOW DIARIES find a report in the CENTRE (PA) DAILY TIMES that suggests the geriatric coach may have been involved in a recent “road rage incident” on the Penn State campus.

While the initial newspaper account doesn’t name Paterno, […]

ND FOOTBALL FINDS WAY AROUND ACADEMIC STANDARDS?: We don’t watch a lot of television these days, except for Sunday nights on KNBC-TV in L.A. But you can bet we’ll soon be parked in front of the tube for an upcoming ESPN doco on Notre Dame legend George Gipp.

MiningGazette.com reports from Laurium, Michigan, that for the […]

SUGAR RAY BIOPIC TO BE PRODUCED BY TONY LA RUSSA: Every Morning, you’ll want to Fly to the nearest theater to check out the new movie starring Sugar Ray!

Oh, wait. It’s not about the band, but about the guy the band named themselves after - boxer Sugar Ray Leonard. (And Leonard named himself […]

• MONDESI’S HOUSE cordially invites you to An Evening With Steelers Kicker Jeff Reed:

• I WISH I WAS A ROONEY checks the want ads, as they come across these sports-related job openings.
• How impressed was Vegas with Stanford’s shocker over #2 Southern Cal? Scott Wolf of INSIDE USC notes the Cardinal are 5.5-point underdogs to […]

CONFIRMED - UNITED STATES CONGRESS FULL OF PACKERS: Great news, fellow American citizen! Our concerns over terrorism, the falling value of the dollar and illegal immigration are over. At least they must be, since the U.S. Congress recently spent our tax dollars in D.C. drafting this resolution:

“Commending Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre for establishing […]

IN BIG UPSET, MEXICAN POLITICIAN IS CAUGHT CHEATING: The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports that Roberto Madrazo, who was narrowly defeated in the Mexican presidential election this year, claimed a time of 2:41:12 at the Berlin Marathon on Sept. 30, winning the age-55 division easily. In June, Madrazo record his previous personal best of 3:44 at the […]