LOCAL YOCAL TV NEWS GUYS IN DENVER ARE SO CLEVER! We continue our wall-to-wall coverage of the Colorado Rockies with this spiffy report by KCNC-TV on what we’ve all known for some time: Rockies fans sure are knowledgeable about their team:

Excerpt: “At the rally for the Rockies, you’d think they’d know them well. You might […]

ROCKIES FANS TO “SH**-SMELLING” MASCOT - GO TO HELL: Denver’s WESTWORD repels down the Rockies remarkable run by making a suggestion today:

With the national spotlight now tapped into Coors Field, some Denverites have decided that perhaps the Rockies mascot, named Dinger, isn’t the best representation of what baseball on Blake Street has to offer: “Whereas […]

BUT THEY DID SAVE ON THOSE PESKY CAP & GOWN COSTS: The BALTIMORE SUN somehow spots something rarer on the campus of the University of Maryland than Ralph Friedgen bellying up to an Iceberg Wedge: A Terps basketball player toting a diploma.

The NCAA this week released historical graduation rates for Division I basketball teams. Or […]

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DUDS TO BLAME FOR U-DUB’S DEFEAT AT HANDS OF USC?:
No wonder Washington couldn’t beat USC last Saturday:

The Huskies were dressed like Notre Dame!

Maybe Ty Willingham got the uni idea from a previous job.