YOUNG YANKS TO KEEP AROD OUT OF CLUBS FOR AWHILE? The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS reports today, “While you may have heard that Yankees Joba Chamberlain, Tyler Clippard, Ian Kennedy and Jeff Karstens were hanging at The Plumm last week celebrating Joba’s 22nd birthday, the best part was left out: The fellas were having such […]

GATOR GF GETS FLORIDA’S JOINER INTERCEPTED BY POLICE: There’s more fun off-the-field with the Florida Gators today.

In the wake of three University of Florida football players being questioned by police about a shooting last Saturday night, the GAINESVILLE (FL) SUN reports today that Gators defensive back Tony Joiner “was arrested early Tuesday and charged with […]

CBS SPORTS PHOTOG OFFERS FINS TIX FOR UNDERAGE SEX: Local6.com is nice enough to offer up this on their news “spotlight” today:

Some wretch named Daniel Barron, who is identified (much to the delight of Les Moonves, no doubt) as a “CBS sports television producer,” was caught by an undercover cop online offering Dolphins tickets in […]

Rumors of Mr. Met being spotted on line to collect unemployment, dealing with trash pickup detail on Union Turnpike, and humping his sticks around a Queens Muni …

… are apparently inaccurate.

DOG TEARS ACL, OUT FOR THE REST OF THE HIKING SEASON: Be careful when playing around with the family pet, as too much horseplay can result in a torn ACL. Not just for you, but also for the dog:

Ryan Malavolta of KUTV in Salt Lake City writes about his canine’s curious injury, one he […]

• THE SPORTS HERNIA has the latest update on America’s (but not David Stern’s) favorite Dancing fool:

• AWFUL ANNOUNCING checks their local listings, as the Best Damn Sports Show Period may be damn well gone.
• 100% INJURY RATE doggedly finds out what eventually happened to Michael Vick’s corrupted canines.
• LARRY BROWN SPORTS watches for flying […]

GATORS & JAGUAR QUESTIONED ABOUT FLORIDA SHOOTING: A Jacksonville Jaguar and 3 University of Florida football players were questioned by police about a shooting in Gainesville last Saturday night:

The ORLANDO SENTINEL reports that Jaguars safety Reggie Nelson and the three Gators were asked by police for info regarding the shooting outside a Gainesville night club. […]

RUMORED EVA-TONY SEX TAPE RUMORED TO BE RUMORS: Gossip have been swirling fast & furious about the latest celebrity sex video to hit the Internets, with this tawdry tape featuring Eva Longoria and hubby Tony Parker:

THE LONDON SUN has the dirty word that the “Desperate Housewives” star and the NBA Playoffs MVP made a video […]