TAMPA BAY PITCHING COACH BEDEVILED WITH DUI ARREST: The pitching coach of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays missed the bag, as he was arrested for a DUI after fleeing from police:

THE HEATER reports that James J. Hickey was charged with the DUI, along with a hit & run and resisting arrest, after a bang-up and […]

TEENS TAKEN IN FOR TEXTING THREAT TO HIGH SCHOOL QB: Two Ohio teens were arrested by police after texting a threat to a high school quarterback:

MY FOX CLEVELAND reports that the QB for Coventry High School received a text message before last Friday’s game, warning him that he would be shot after he threw his […]

STEWART SPICES UP eBAY WITH SPONSORED SUIT AUCTION: Now you, too, can smell like a short-tempered NASCAR gladiator, with this Old Spice suit worn by Tony Stewart:

eBAY is currently taking bids for the racing suit Stewart wore during his weekend drives around the Chicagoland & Michigan International Speedways. And the auction proudly declares that this […]

• Bad omen for the Padres’ playoff chances? iWON cashes out news that San Diego hurler Jake Peavy lost his money clip at a Milwaukee casino.
• Darren Rovell of CNBC wants in on the new Nintendo Wii racket:

• BRUINS NATION tries to understand the hardcore supporters of UCLA coach Karl Dorrell.
• VEGAS WATCH finds […]

KNICKS’ THOMAS EXPECTED TO BE FOUND GUILTY IN CASE: Although the official verdict hasn’t been announced, it is expected that Isiah Thomas will be found guilty of sexual harassment.

CBS NEWS reports that jurors in the case handed the judge a note on Monday, indicating they plan to decide against the Knicks’ coach and Madison Square […]

COLLEGE TOSSER HEAD AND SHOULDERS ABOVE THE REST: A college soccer player knows you’ll flip for his unique game style:

The ALBANY (NY) TIMES-UNION heads in the tale of Joe Tavernese, a freshman on the Siena College soccer squad, who has a penchant for acrobatic plays. Joe is best known on campus as the master of […]

SHAQ’S S.O. STASHING CASH PRIOR TO DIVORCE BATTLE: Shaq’s soon-to-be ex-wife has been stashing away money in the wake of their split-up.

According to MEDIA TAKE OUT, Shaunie O’Neal has stowed away more than $9 Million in preparation for bitter divorce proceedings with her Miami Heat husband. She began the cash crunch as soon as […]

• THE SPORTS HERNIA wants you to be the envy of all the kids on your block, as you can now get your very own New York Yankees Wild Card cap:

• The SEATTLE TIMES hears the halftime word from U-Dub Huskies coach Tyrone Willingham regarding the then-#1 USC Trojans: “Don’t believe the hype.”
• 100% INJURY […]

WE PERSONALLY THINK HE’S STAN BELINDA IN DISGUISE: The PITTSBURGH POST-GAZETTE reports on a bizarre new world record held by a local man.

Pittsburgher Russell Byars, with a delivery remiscient of former Pittsburgh Pirate pitcher Kent Tekulve, recent skipped a rock across water 51 times. The toss traveled an astounding 250 feet:

• After watching the video, […]

FOXX FEATURED IN MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PRE-GAME: Jamie Foxx will tackle a new role in order to entertain the Monday Night masses this evening:

CINCY JUNGLE snoops around to tell us that ESPN has a special opening tease planned for tonight’s “Monday Night Football” telecast.
The Worldwide Leader will kick off the fun with a filmed featurette, […]