NEVER MIND THE BALLGAG, WE’VE GOT REAL JOB FOR YOU! SbB will be undergoing some changes in the near future, and to assist in that complete tear-down upgrade, we’re looking for web designers proficient in the following areas:
• CSS
• Dreamweaver
• PHP
• WordPress
• Photoshop
• Graphic Design
• Beer top popping when we accidently buy the non-twist offs […]

NY JETS FAN SUES PATS $184M FOR CUSTOMER DECEPTION: SbBer Mark hears the latest battle cry emitting from the stands at the Meadowlands: J-E-T-S! Sue! Sue! Sue!

FOX SPORTS reports that New York Jets season ticket holder Carl Mayer is filing a class-action suit against the New England Patriots for their spying hijinks against his team […]

TIGER DRAG - PRINCETON FB PLAYER CRASHES GOLF CART: A Princeton football player was arrested last weekend for drunk driving - in a golf cart:

The TRENTON (NJ) TIMES reports that Martin Jancik and a friend were carting around the New Jersey school early Sunday, when they crashed - right in front of a police car.The […]

COLUMNIST DOESN’T WANT BRANDED BONDS BALL IN HALL: Barry Bonds’ record-breaking ball is on its merry way to the Baseball Hall of Fame. But a writer thinks Cooperstown should further mark the horsehide, “return to sender“:

Rob Parker of the DETROIT NEWS thinks it’s wrong for the Hall to accept the tainted treasure, saying it would […]

• The SAN ANTONIO EXPRESS-NEWS finds the answer to Tony Romo’s early-season success: “It’s obvious I’m a premier athlete in this league“:

• CHICAGO BULL is in a fighting mood, as they slam down some sports-related smackdowns they’d like to see.
• Meanwhile, EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY punches out some college mascots preparing for the next […]

BELGIAN TENNIS PLAYERS WAFFLE ON BRIBERY RACKET: Two Belgian tennis players said they were offered bribes to lose their matches:

MSNBC reports that Flemish faulter Gilles Elseneer was offered over $140,000 to lose his first round match at Wimbledon in 2005. Fellow Belgian David Norman came forward and admitted he was promised a substantial sum […]

TAKING HAIRY ROUTE IN PARIS DANGEROUS PROPOSITION: The BBC sports this headline about an important decision:

So, as we understand it, some shooter chose the hairy route to play in Paris.

Is that safe?

RED SOX FLINGING OUT FURNITURE TO FAT-WALLET FANS: For $550, The Boston Red Sox invite fans to take a seat:

The BOSTON HERALD sits down to tell us that the team will be tearing out the bleacher seats - 6,507 in all - and putting in new comfy chairs for the outfield onlookers. The seats will […]

• BIG TEN TAILGATE starts early, and we do mean early, as a Minnesota 9-year-old is cited for underage drinking:

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT presents, “Everything You Wanted To Know About Groin Injuries (But Were Afraid To Ask).”
• RIVALFISH stretches on the bench, as they peek into a day in the life of Bears non-starter Rex […]

HANDY TIP - STEER CLEAR OF THE STICKS AT THE SUPER 8: The LONDON TIMES has handy advice for those of you who like to bring your golf clubs on business trips. Steer clear of the sticks at the Super 8.

Excerpt: “Marc Warren, the Scottish golfer, was back playing at the Seve Trophy in Ireland […]