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STATS A LITTLE SOFT? JUST GIVE USC’S CARROLL A JINGLE: Scott Wolf of the LOS ANGELES DAILY NEWS reports that QB John David Booty and wide receiver Patrick Turner of USC were successful in padding their stats last weekend.
No, not in the blowout win over Washington State last Saturday. But the next day, thanks to […]
Read more...STRIPPER’S AWKWARD ANNULMENT OF DE LA HOYA AFFAIR: The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS reports that Milana Dravnel, the Russian stripper who is behind the De la Hoya tranny photos, is now backtracking on her story about the veracity of the images (yeah, we know, this is getting good, hehe).
Dravnel: “I cannot personally verify the authenticity […]
Read more...JOSE OFFERMAN PLEADS NOT GUILTY TO BAT ATTACK RAP: Great moments in U.S. legal history:
• O.J. Simpson found innocent
• Michael Jackson found innocent
• Robert Blake found innocent
• Jose Offerman pleads innocent
WBZ-TV reports today that “former Red Sox All-Star Jose Offerman pleaded not guilty Monday to charges that he attacked a pitcher and catcher with his […]
WE’RE STILL WAITING FOR THE CONVENIENT AUDIO GUIDE: Currently your most popular Virginia tourist attractions:
Monticello, check.
Williamsburg, check.
Virgina Beach, check.
Michael Vick’s house, check.
UPI reports that “the Surry County, Va., home that played host to former NFL star Michael Vick’s illegal dogfighting operation has become a local tourist attraction.”
Cars are often backed up by the dozen in […]
• Who needs the Heisman? AOL FANHOUSE feels the love, as West Virginia QB Pat White receives some amore from Erin Andrews:
• The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS double-takes while they double-dribble, as a high school fires its basketball coach - for being too good.
• YAHOO! NEWS gets a case of poison ivy, as a Cubs […]
BUEHRLE BAGS BEAR SINCE SOX COULDN’T CATCH CUBS: Since the Chicago White Sox couldn’t curb the Cubs this year, Mark Buehrle decided to aim bigger and bag a bear.
The CHICAGO TRIBUNE reports that the pitcher was able to kill a 200-pound bear while hunting Saturday night. During a weekend series at the Minnesota Twins, some […]
Read more...HARVARD FOOTBALL STADIUM FINALLY SEES THE LIGHTS: Last weekend was a momentous one in historically-rich Boston, as Harvard hosted its first gridiron night game in 104 years:
The HARVARD CRIMSON reports how the country’s oldest football stadium for the nation’s oldest university turned on the night lights, after over a century of smash-mouth service.
Folks had no […]
EVIDENCE CUBAN WOULD FIT RIGHT IN WITH THE CUBBIES: In an obvious attempt to gain momentum for his futile bid to buy the Cubs, last Monday bad facial hair-toting Mark Cuban attended a game on Chicago’s north side in the Wrigley Field bleachers. Thankfully, his attention-whoring was thwarted by TV broadcasters.
But we couldn’t ignore this […]
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