BYE-BYE BARRY; BONDS NOT COMING BACK WITH GIANTS: The Barry Bonds era in the Bay Area is now over:

BLOOMBERG reports that the slugger of 756* will not be back with the San Francisco Giants for the 2008 season.In a post on his website on Friday, Bonds says he was told by team owner Peter Magowan […]

MATT LEINART SHOOTS MOVIE ROLE AT PLAYBOY MANSION: ESPN THE MAGAZINE has the very latest on Matt Leinart’s unparalleled commmitment to preparing for Arizona Cardinals games.

Just kidding, ETM reports Leinart recently week shot a cameo at the Playboy Mansion for producer Adam Sandler’s feature film “House Bunny”.

The movie, about a Playboy employee who becomes a […]

COLLEGE CLEARS CONSCIENCE BY CONFESSING CHEATING: Now there’s something you haven’t seen much of lately - honesty in football:

The CITRUS COLLEGE CLARION reports that just like a young George Washington coming clean about the cherry tree, the Citrus football team admitted to using an ineligible player.
The Citrus College Owls began their season with a 27-10 […]

• OUR BOOK OF SCRAP rolls out the hottest sports fad - Segway polo!

At least you won’t have to deal with any horsesh*t calls.
• Phil Mushnick of the NEW YORK POST hears a lot of NFL TV analysts do a lot of talking without saying anything.
• Have you longed to add BYU legend LaVell Edwards […]

TOSS A TATER FOR BEST MINOR LEAGUE BALL PROMOTION: One of the great hallmarks of our nation is our right to vote. Another cherished institution of our Land of Liberty is the timeless and simple joy of baseball.

And now, the two come gloriously together, as MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.COM is asking fans to cast their […]

FOR EDITORS, BIG TEN FOOTBALL CAN BE VERY CONFUSING: The TOLEDO FREE PRESS can’t quite put into words what they’re trying to say about the Big Ten’s football fortunes:

A closer look at the headline doesn’t calm the confusion:

So, is the Big Ten having a down year in football? Or is it a down year for […]

CAPS CALLING TO CONVINCE CUSTOMERS TO COME ON OUT: Players from the Washington Captials are sending their message directly to the people - Please come watch us:

The WASHINGTON TIMES skates in with news that forwards and defensemen alike are phoning up folks, trying to get them to purchase or renew their season tickets.
The one-on-one strategy […]

• MY BRAIN SAYS RAGE calms down a bit, as they bid a fond farewell (again) to RFK:

• THE ANGRY T follows the comeback trail of boxer Riddick Bowe, and hits a lot of detours.
• RUMORS AND RANTS discovers that ex-USC standout Dwayne Jarrett has yet to set foot in an NFL game, and the […]

TOTTENHAM BALL BOY DELIVERS LOW BLOW TO VISITORS: In an UEFA Cup match featuring Tottenham Hotspur against Famagusta last night in London, WHO ATE ALL THE PIES reports “This fresh faced ball boy almost achieved cult status at the Lane last night when his over enthusiast throw to an opposition player was met by the […]

MORE *FAKE* OSCAR DE LA HOYA PHOTOS POSTED TODAY: For those of you who thought the De la Hoya photos were fake (in our opinion, they’re not), more were posted today:

We’ve been using Photoshop daily for going on 10 years, and we’re almost certain the photos are genuine.