BADGER BACKERS BREATHALYZED BEFORE BIG TEN BATTLE: In order to attend this Saturday’s football game, certain Wisconsin students will have to “Show and Blow“.
Wait, what?

BIG TEN TAILGATE exhales news via THE DAILY CARDINAL that the university is implementing a policy to keep repeat drunks out of the confines of Camp Randall Stadium.
Before the Badgers’ Big […]

• It’s Irish Internet Day at SbB! Since we earlier brought you the miracle of Charlie Weis’s MySpace page, we now proudly present from McBristol, O’Connecticut - NDSPN:

• Speaking of the Golden Dome, AOL FANHOUSE concedes that now might not be a good time to wave the white flag in Notre Dame Stadium.
• Since Yom […]

FAVRE’S NEPHEW DOING JUST FINE AS HIGH SCHOOL SOPH: Dylan Favre is making a name for himself. And not just because his uncle is the all-time winningest quarterback in NFL History.

The BILOXI (MS) SUN-HEARLD checks in on the high school career of Brett’s nephew, and it appears to be going well. As a […]

TAMPA BAY DROPS DEVIL FASTER THAN ROCCO BALDELLI: The snazzily-coined RAYS INDEX has a leak of the new uniforms of the “Tampa Bay Rays”:

The Devil Rays moniker is gone, with the “Devil” officially dropped. Yeah, the uni logo and design aren’t exactly a newsbreakers. But we did learning something from the multiple-angled display.

The Rays current […]

FORMER USC RUNNING BACKS MEETING UP MONDAY NIGHT: Reunited, and it feels so good. Sort of:

USA TODAY runs in with news that when Tennessee battles New Orleans on Monday night, it’ll be the first time former tailback teammates Reggie Bush and LenDale White square off on the pro turf.
Since their fun-loving days together at […]

UECKER TO MEET MR. BELVEDERE IN NO-DQ CAGE MATCH: Legendary baseball broadcaster and chick magnet Bob Uecker will finally be entering the hall of fame - of wrestling.

FULL METAL WRESTLING flexes news that Uecker is on the short list to join the WWE Hall of Fame in 2008. The wrestling outfit (the company, we […]

UNITED STATES BORDER PATROL SPONSORS NASCAR ENTRY: OFFICER.com reports than in an effort to step up recruitment, the United States Border Patrol is now sponsoring a NASCAR entry - the #28 car driven by Jay Robinson.

The website reports that “the border patrol currently has about 14,600 agents nationwide and about 13,100 along the southern border […]

ROCKY MARRIAGES ON ROCKY TOP FOR 2 TENN. COACHES: Just over a month after Tennessee women’s basketball coach Pat Summitt announced she was getting a divorce, the leader of the Vols’ b-ball boys is doing the same:

The KNOXVILLE NEWS-SENTINEL reports that Bruce Pearl is calling it quits with wife Kim after 25 years of marriage […]

UNLIKE ND OFFENSE, WEIS’ MYSPACE PAGE A BIG SCORE: Things are bad enough for Charlie Weis at the moment, with an 0-3 start, an inept offense, a former QB who wants his money back, and what not.
Just when things couldn’t get any worse, his MySpace page comes to light:

The joes over at JOE SPORTS FAN […]

• BUGS AND CRANKS fears the Curse of the Bambino has been replaced by the Curse of the Belichicko:

• I’M WRITING SPORTS think it’s been a fun ride in St. Louis, but it’s time for LaRussa to leave.
• GO VOLS XTRA runs up the score, revealing that Fulmer’s boys can dish it out, but they […]